A Guy's Guy

Angels

2012-01-23T11:58:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks? Well, I have to tell you my faith in humanity was restored a couple of weeks ago. My faith in our banking system not so much, "F" you Chase Bank! Anyway, this blog isn't about one of the world's biggest banks totally screwing me over and lying to me at every turn but about a couple of magical people who truly helped me out when they knew nothing about me other than that I was in a desperate situation. Most of you who know me "know me" know that I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet and I always give people the benefit of the doubt. As a true believer in karma, I feel me goodness came back to me in the face of what I call my angels. Here's the story...

So, a couple of weeks ago I was traveling for a gig in Shreveport, LA. Was a great gig, but I was really low on funds. In fact, I'm not afraid to admit it but I was in the RED and only had access to the cash I had in my pocket, probably about $30. I was traveling out of LAX and had to park at the Parking Spot. Now, I knew with only $30 that I didn't have the funds to pay for parking when I returned however I specifically parked at the Parking Spot on Sepulveda because there's a Chase bank half a block away and the gig I was working was a pay on completion gig, so I'd just deposit my check and wham bam thank you ma'am! As I arrive back in L.A. I return to the Parking Spot and deposit my check. I try to withdrawal some spending cash ($100) but my bank tells me insuficient funds. I'm like "What!?" I just deposited a nice little tasty treat! Now, some of you may be saying to yourself, "Hey dumb ass it's a Sunday and you're depositing in an ATM, you won't get all your funds!" Well, I rarely deposit checks in ATMs so I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW! So there! Anyway, after food during my trip I literally only have $2 to my name. My predicament, my car is stuck in the Parking Spot with no way to get out. To make things worse, I'm supposed to drive to Vegas for CES the following morning. So basically, I have no funds to pay for parking, I have no funds for gas to Vegas and if I even get to Vegas, I have no funds to check in to my hotel. I call Chase, and after chatting with them forever and pleading my case, they tell me they couldn't do anything for me but if I go into a branch the following morning they'll release the funds. So, now I just need to figure out how to get parking and gas. I make calls to everyone I know who might be able to help, nothing. So, I hope that maybe just maybe with funds pending Chase will hook a brother up. So, I try to check out of parking, not happening. Card won't work... of course. So, the manager asks me to try the ATM. I pretend to work the ATM, come back to the manager and ask if they can bill me. He asks if I have any checks on me, I don't. Finally, he must have seen the desperation because my first angel Aaron says, "How much you got on you?" I respond, "two dollars." Aaron thinks for a moment, then says, "Happy New Year." He shakes my hand, hands me a ticket that's paid for and sends me on my way. What an incredible action by a man I don't even know. I could not thank him or appreciate him enough.

Yee haa, I'm out of the parking lot but now I need to make it to Vegas. Thankfully my awesome roommate is still up and he lends me $45 for gas. Now, all I need to do is make it to the Chase bank I mapped out next to the convention center. This is a little terrifying because if I don't make it... you know what, at that point I couldn't even worry about that option. My car, the Green Hornet was a champ and I made it safely to the Chase about 8:50am. Chase opens at 9am and I have to be at work at 10am. I won't bore you with these details but basically my funds had not been released and after pleading and pleading (respectfully and professionally) the manager of the Chase would not release my funds. She said they needed and image of the check. I told her the ATM takes an image because they offered a receipt with the check image when I deposited the check. Nothing! The manager told me the funds would be released at midnight. So, nothing I can do but go to work in good spirits and wonder what the fuck I'm going to do when done with work. Thankfully, I was co-hosting a cooking show so I was at least able to eat.

So, done with work around 5:30. By some miracle I find two $5 Treasure Island chips in my backpack! Holla! Guess TI is where I'm watching the National Championship game. By the way I need a drink so badly but with a total of $12 on me, not gonna risk it. But I do debate gambling the $10. Do I play black jack, do I put the $10 on Red, Black or one of the thirds in roulette... nope I'm putting it on the Under in the National Championship game! Son of a bitch, got to the book after kick off! So now the debate rolls on. After cruising around the casino at halftime I decide, no gambling, I'm putting $10 of gas in the tank and using the $2 for food. Did I mention I'm staying in Laughlin!? Ha ha, just another part of the crazy story! Ok, so the game is over, the under would have hit and now I need to drive to Laughlin. If I get there early I'll just take a nap in my car til midnight. Let's hope the $10 in gas gets me there.

The $10 in gas does get me to Laughlin, but barely. My initial GPS said 70 miles, my actual GPS in Vegas said 100 miles... ah a little different when you only have $10 in gas!

Alright, so I make it to the Harrah's where I'm staying around 10:30pm. Time to take a little nap, as you can imagine my body is exhausted and my brain is exhausted. Time to relax for a tid bit and hope Chase hasn't lied to me for a third time!

My nap is over and it's 12:05am, let's just check in and pass out until 5am because the drive to Vegas is an hour and a half and I need to be back at the convention center at 8am, lovely. Checking in and my cards DECLINED! Of course it is! I ask Kathy, my second angel to check again, she does, declined. I call Chase and let them have it (Respectfully and professionally, of course). I tell them they've now lied to me three times and no one at one of the world's largest bank knows what the fuck is going on. The Chase person says, "they understand" and I tell them, "No you don't, you have not been lied to three times, had to sleep in your car, have to be terrified you were going to run out of gas twice, have no way to get to work if the funds aren't released and have no bed to sleep in if the funds aren't released!" The banker says they got nothing, funds will be released at 7am. I hang up before I really go postal. I calmly turn to Kathy, who must have overheard my conversation and she politely hands me a room key. Kathy says, "You're first two nights are comp'ed anyway so just put your card on the room when your funds are settled." I seriously want to cry, yet another angel helping me out in one of my greatest times of need. Unreal. I tell Kathy I can't thank her enough!

I go to my room, pass out, wake up at 5am, my funds are FINALLY released! I can now make it to work and even eat properly. What a freaking 24 hours. I can never really thank Aaron and Kathy enough, they truly were angels looking out for me. And I have to give mad props to my roomie Greg as well and my older bro and his amazing wife for helping me out in other times of need.

This blog was not intended to be a pity party but to show you that as bad as things can get, they can always be worse. Do your best to stay positive through the lows. I've never been in this crappy of a financial situation but as a great man once said to me, "You're pursuing your dream and in doing so you've sacrificed a ton, but it will all come together." Hey, just another story for the Late Night couch! Stay classy freaks, here's to ya'll having angels on your side. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Breaking Down the NFL Playoffs

2012-01-06T15:13:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Well, well, well, the time has come, it's Playoff time in the NFL baby! I'm so fired up I'm having a hard time writing this bad boy. There's no time to be screwing around so let's get to it. Below, I have my take on the Playoffs, my 25 man roster for my playoff fantasy squad and a couple sleepers fo ya... Bring it!

Wildcard Weekend:
Steelers over Broncos
Bengals over Texans
Saints over Lions
Falcons over Giants (Though, the more I thought about this, I like the Giants but I'm sticking with my first instinct)

Weekend Numero Dos:
Ravens over Steelers
Patriots over Bengals
Packers over Falcons
Saints over 49ers

Championship Weekend:
Packers over Saints
Ravens over Patriots

Super Bowl:
Packers over Ravens (This was my original pick and I'm sticking too it... Don't believe me check out my original blog ya'll!!!)
http://www.aguysguytv.com/2011/08/2011-nfl-picks.html

If you want to check out my detailed breakdown, check out my latest Guy's Guy webisode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gye9d-hGGKI&context=C39f712fADOEgsToPDskJB4fwOJL5_lr7GaInWSBGr

Alright Freaks, every year I put myself through even more fantasy frustration by entering fantasy playoff leagues. Now that I think of it, I cleaned up last year, won one, third in another and just out of the money in a third league, due to my dumb assness picking Dwayne Bowe (yeah, didn't have a single catch Dwyane Bowe) over Pierre Garcon during Wildcard weekend. The difference was 17 points and the cost of that decision... $250! Brutal. So anyway, my priority league asks you to pick 25 players, they can be anyone you want, however once their team loses, you lose them and can't add new players, so you have to have a great strategy. Mine, I break down exactly who I think is going to make the Super Bowl and then I load my team with those players. Of course, you have to add a couple players you think will be studs during WildCard weekend even if you know their squad is going to lose. Case in point, I'm grabbing Arian Foster & Megatron for WildCard weekend even though I believe the Texans and Lions will lose. So without further a dew...

Brees
Rodgers
Brady
Foster
Grant
Green Ellis
Rice
Sproles
Colston
Julio Jones
Megatron
Lance Moore
Nelson
Driver
Jennings
Welker
Boldin
Graham
Finley
Gronk
Kasay
Crosby
Steelers
Ravens
Packers

My starters for Wildcard weekend are in Bold. And though I did not select him, Kevin Smith is my big time sleeper for this weekend... believe!

Alright freaks, enjoy the games this weekend! We'll be back here to discuss how wild this Wildcard weekend was next week. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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2012 Starting Out Rosie

2012-01-03T13:15:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Welcome to 2012 and my very first blog in the New Year! My question for you, how the hell do you bring in the New Year properly? You go to a major college football game and you party your ass off!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep... This just in... I'm writing this very hungover... That's right, yesterday I went to the Rose Bowl and was severely over served. Don't you just love the fact you can buy beer during BCS games!? Boom! Ok, back to your regularly scheduled blog.

Freaks, you all know I'm a die hard sports fan and when a huge game is happening in my back yard, I gots to go. This huge game happened to be the Rose Bowl and one of the more exciting bowl games of the season. So, when I found out my boy & die hard Badger fan Josh, his awesome wife Arianne and his long time sports bud, who happens to be a die hard Ducks fan, Rachel were heading to La La for the Rose Bowl, I said, let's do this! What makes this opportunity even more fun is that it was totally spontaneous, no ticket to the game, no elaborate tailgate planning, just me, three awesome friends and a dream... and a 30 rack of Ralph's finest, Miller Lite. Which by the way, we carried around in a diaper bag! If that's not last minute trouble shooting I don't know what is!? Add my amazing cousin Amber, who just turned 21, and her group of crazy friends who were heading to the game from Madison and you got yourself a recipe for greatness!

And greatness was accomplished! We cracked our first beers at 8:15am and kept on rolling until the final beer at Karl Straus at Universal City Walk around 10pmish, can't exactly remember. By the way, Karl Straus has amazing beers & burgers but that service, yeeeeeaaaahhh, not so much. Ok, on to the highlights!!!

Oh, one quick thing, if you've never been to the Rose Bowl, I highly recommend it because the stadium is placed in arguably the most beautiful surroundings of any stadium, college or pro.

Highlights:
- I was offered a fourth row ticket in Ducks territory for only $100 at around 9am (kick off was 2pm), not bad. But, I elected to be patient and wait til just before the game....
- We snuck our diaper bag into the State Farm fan experience with some seriously incognito bag dropping. Funny shit, the ice in the diaper bag and it started to leak out, hilarious.
- Grabbing a table and setting up a white, leather couch in front of a TV to watch the MSU / Georgia game with some Badger fans in the Miller Lite tent was pretty tight.
- Rose Bowl security blows! They literally have an enforcement task force that cruises around stopping drinking games. So lame. Though, lucky for the Ducks fans who got task forced just before Josh and I were about to challenge them to beer pong. They would have been dominated!
- Around noon, met up with my cousin in Lot K and she and her friends had found a little diamond in the rough. A Badger fans tailgate set up in a little nook surrounded by private buses and serving up free cocktails to everyone. I don't think we were supposed to be there but screw it, it's the Rose Bowl, right!? Oh, and we grabbed a bottle of Jim Beam to go. Did I mention I love Badgers fans?
- After hours of pre game drinking it was time to head into the game. It was time to let Josh, Arianne, Rachel, Amber and crew go into the game, they all had tix, while this guy's guy found himself a ticket. I told myself, no more than $40. After some serious chatter with a number of fans and scalpers, I finally met a dude who wanted $80, I told him $40, and in a moment of panik that his ticket would just end up being wasted paper, he gave me an awesome seat for $40! I honestly don't know if I will ever buy a ticket to a sporting event legitimately! $40 got me 17 rows up in the corner of the Ducks end zone!!!
- It took me a little time to convince the Ducks fans I was sitting next to that I was cheering for the Ducks even though I was in a Red Shirt. I wore the red shirt out of respect to Josh, Arianne & Amber yo. By the end of the game, we were high-fiving and going nuts! WHAT...A...GAME!

So, long story short, even though this story is far from short, if yesterday's amazing experience at the Rose Bowl is any indication how the rest of 2012 is going to be, I'm extremely excited because yesterday was just incredible. Happy New Year freaks, may the rest of the year be just as Rosie for you as it was for the Ducks! As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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2011 Bowl Picks

2011-12-15T11:24:00.000-08:00

What up freaks!? Yes, yes, yes, it's Bowl Season baby! And in an ode to Bowl season and college football in general, I have plastered arguably the hottest and most famous college hottie of all time on this here blog. Yep, the fantastic Jenn Sterger! Now, Florida State plays my beloved Notre Dame in the Champs Sports Bowl down in Florida, a little unfair I know, so it hurts me to post anything Seminole, but when you put your eyes on Jenn, the hurt goes away. Ok, enough about my crush, it's time to throw down my Bowl picks for 2011-12.

35 Bowls! A lot of people hate that's there's so many bowls but I say screw it, it's just more football to watch. Yeah, some of the games are totally ridiculous, Beef O' Brady Bowl anyone? But who cares, sometimes the totally stupid bowl games end up being the most exciting. Plus, it's more opportunities to make bets. And when you're chilling at Grandmother's house like this guy over the holidays, you pray for some good football to watch. Ok, let's go bowling!!!

A Guy's Guys Picks: (Remember, these lines may change throughout the Bowl Season):
Temple (-6.5) over Wyoming - Temple is just the better team here.
Ohio (+2.5) over Utah St. - I don't even know what to say
San Diego St. (-4.5) over UL Lafayette - State's running game is ridiculous
Florida Intl. (-4.5) over Marshall - Ahhhhh
#16 TCU (-10.5) over Louisiana Tech - TCU may continue to score throughout the holidays
#8 Boise St. (-13.5) over Arizona St. - I'm a Devils fan but they put a fork in themselves 6 weeks ago.
#22 Southern Miss (-6.5) over Nevada - Did S. Miss play Houston?
Missouri (-4.5) over North Carolina - Mizzou is a quiet beast this season
Western Mich (+2.5) over Purdue - Duhhhhh
Louisville (+2.5) over No Carolina St. - The Wolf Pack made some things exciting toward the end of the season
Toledo (-3.5) over Air Force - Rockets just have too much O... Ha, ToledOOOOOO
Texas (-3.5) over California - This is a big time mismatch
Notre Dame (+2.5) over #25 Florida St. - Nah nah nah na na na na na! Yep, that's supposed to be the Irish theme song!
#15 Baylor (-9.5) over Washington - Da Bears
BYU (-2.5) over Tulsa - This was a toss up
Rutgers (-1.5) over Iowa St. - This was a toss up
Mississippi St. (-6.5) over Wake Forest - Wake Forest is not good
Iowa (+14.5) over #19 Oklahoma - Oklahoma will have no fight in this game
Northwestern (+10.5) over Texas A&M - Bet the over in this one ya'll
Georgia Tech (-3.5) over Utah - The way Utah ended their season was not good.
Vanderbilt (-2.5) over Cincinnati - Vandy is a sleeper
UCLA (+2.5) over Illinois - I'm an Illinois fan but this one is out of spite for them folding in the second half of the season
Auburn (-1.5) over Virginia - Tigers have a lot of O, but, the Cavs are a tough match up
#24 Penn St. (+5.5) over #20 Houston - Houston is deflated, Penn State wants to make a statement
#10 South Carolina (-2.5) over #21 Nebraska - Go Cocks!
Florida (-2.5) over Ohio St. - Toss up, I dislike both of these squads
#18 Georgia (-3.5) over #12 Michigan St. - Michigan State folds in big games
#6 Oregon (-5.5) over #9 Wisconsin - Tough one here but I just think the Ducks go out on top here
#13 Michigan (-2.5) over #17 Virginia Tech - I really hate to pick this because I don't like Michigan
#14 Clemson (-3.5) over #23 West Virginia - Can you say Route!!!???
#3 Oklahoma St. (-3.5) over #4 Stanford - My favorite game of the bowl season!
#7 Arkansas (-7.5) over #11 Kansas St. - I may have to change this, although Arkansas can really light up the scoreboard
Pittsburgh (-4.5) over SMU - SMU just can't match up
#2 Alabama (-0.5) over #1 LSU - 4 missed field goals
Arkansas St. (-1.5) over Northern Ill - Arkansas State was 10-2 against the spread this season... Did you know that?

Alright freaks, good luck with your picks! Don't forget to follow me on Twitter and talk shit about my picks. Or throw me a little pat on the back, either works. Now go grab some beer, get your pizza coupons ready, it's time to go bowling! Happy Holidays freaks! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Over the Line Week 14

2011-12-08T14:58:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Wow, there is so much going on in the world of sports I think my head is going to explode. I mean seriously, the Bowls are set, Fantasy Football Playoffs are here, Pujols is a Halo (F you Cardinals Fans!!!), Superman & Chris Paul may be Lakers, Prince Fielder may be a Cub, I LOVE IT! Throw in some Holiday parties and drunken nights you may or may not regret... I love this time of year.

Ok, now to the gambling aspect of this here blog. Last week saw us going 3-2...AGAIN! What the F happened to Houston (College) and the Packers. Houston got blown out by Southern Miss and in doing so lost a BCS bid and Keenan lost out on an invite to New York... brutal. And to think, all of that may have been whipped out if Keenan hit a wide open receiver for an 80 yard TD or if his receiver caught a lay up for another 60 yard TD. They connect on those two plays early and it's a route.. in their favor! And then the Packers, wtf!? They had the game covered and then let the Giants drive 80 yards in less than two minutes like they were driving on my feared Central High Bobcats to tie the game. So frustrating. But to make it worse, Hicks caught the touchdown pass, which cost me my Fantasy game, which cost me the Bye in my fantasy league. Pissed. I'm over it, well, not really. Anyway, onto this weeks picks!

Week 14:
Giants +3.5
Denver -3.5
Pats -8
Sea / Stl Under 45
Minn / Det Over 40

Week 13:
Houston -13 (Loss)
Arkansas State -17.5 (Win)
LSU -13 (Win)
Baylor -2.5 (Win)
Green Bay -7 (Loss)

Week 12:
Florida State -2 (Win)
Michigan -7 (Loss)
Houston -3 (Win)
Atlanta -9.5 (Win)
Steelers -14.5 (Loss)

Season Total:
33-29-3

Time for a 5-0! For the Love of GOD!!! Have an amazing weekend freaks! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Over the Line Week 11

2011-11-18T16:11:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Well shit, we already know how brutal last week was but now it's time to right the ship. When all the world is going to hell, Penn State and now Syracuse employees are molesting children, the NBA season is most likely lost and the Cardninals won the World Series, something has to give! Right? RIGHT!? So, combined with some serious research and a dash of gut feeling, I present to you this weeks picks! 5-0, let's go, let's go!!! Yep, it's come to that...

Week 11:
C: Oklahoma State -27
* Come on now, the Cowboys are a scoring machine, they're vying for a shot at the National Championship and Iowa State has been a little brutal... And how f'ing hot are the chicks in the blog photo of the week? Trust me, there we no girls like that at Northern Arizona University!
C: Arkansas -13
* The most underrated dominant team in the Country.
C: Houston -20
* Damn right I'm riding this wave. They're on a roll and I don't see it stopping, especially at home.
C: Standford -17.5
* The Cardinal are coming off a brutal loss and are going to come out pissed! Beware CAL, Beware!
C: Georgia -31.5
* Another sneaky hot team. After what they did to Auburn last week and after what Vandy did to Kentucky, I like the Bulldogs.

Week 10:
C: Houston -35 (Win)
C: LSU -41.5 (Loss)
C: Texas -2 (Loss)
C: Baylor -20 (Loss)
C: Clemson -17 (Loss)

Season Total:
25-22-3

How sweet is it to have money on the Okla State game on a Friday night, gives you something to watch if you're kicking back on the couch like this dude tonight. Cocktails and college football, sounds alright to me. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Over the Line Week 10

2011-11-14T07:28:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Wow, what a disaster this week! Started off nice with a Houston cover and then all hell broke loose and we ended up 1-4! Not good, not good at all! Especially coming after a fine showing in week 9 at 4-1. Hell, should have been 5-0 in week 9 but got talked out of Florida State, thanks Pregame.com! Son of A! I mean seriously, what the F Baylor, Texas and Clemson!? All three should have been cupcake wins. I can see LSU not covering the 41.5 coming off the big win at Bama, but the other three? Bullshit!

Anyway, here's a recap of the past few weeks. If you want to see the video run downs check out my YouTube Channel:

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Week 10:
C: Houston -35 (Win)
C: LSU -41.5 (Loss)
C: Texas -2 (Loss)
C: Baylor -20 (Loss)
C: Clemson -17 (Loss)

Week 9:
C: Arkansas State-17 (Win)
C: Boise State -41.5 (Loss)
C: LSU +5 (Win)
C: USC -21.5 (Win)
N: San Fran -3.5 (Win)

Week 8:
C: Clemson-4 (Loss)
C: Stanford -7.5 (Win)
C: Michigan State +4 (Loss)
N: Detroit -3 (Win)
N: New Orleans -14 (Loss)

Season Total:
25-22-3

Here's to getting back on track this week! I'll have my picks uploaded on Friday, just in time to get your money down! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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2011 Major League Baseball Recap

2011-10-29T10:17:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Well, the 2011 Major League Baseball season is over and it has left me sick to my stomach! Congrats to the Cardinals, whatever, I F'ING HATE THE CARDINALS! I mean seriously, how did this happen!? Even more proof that the Baseball Gods hate the Cubs and Cubs fans! In my lifetime alone I've had to endure the Cards winning 2 World Series Rings, the White Sox winning one, the Bo Sox winning 2, the Bartman Postseason, 1984 let down, 1989 let down, Cubbies getting swept two years in a row by the D-Backs and Dodgers and the horrible collapse of the '04 Cubs that many forget about... yep we were all chanting No-Mar curse while the Cubs were breaking our hearts... AGAIN!!! Sorry, this is not a cry in my beer, poor Cubs fan blog, this is the 2011 MLB recap.

Quickly, I don't care if you like baseball or not, it is the most magical sport! Even during the most exciting football games ever they do not even compare to the drama you get in a elimination baseball game. I mean seriously, every. single. pitch is intoxicating. In Game 6 of this World Series, if you were watching, you weren't leaving your seat, couch, lazy boy, whatever from the 6th inning on. That's a good forty five minutes to an hour of heart pumping excitement! As much as I love football, and ya'll know me, I LOVE ME SOME FOOTBALL, you just don't get that same drama... you don't!

Now, let's look at my MLB predictions... Wow, they were awful!

American League
East: Boston
Central: Chicago
West: Texas
Wild Card: Minnesota

National League
East: Philly
Central: Cincy
West: Los Angeles
Wild Card: Milwaukee (What!? What!?)

World Series: Boston over Philly in 6 ... I know, I know, totally lame

I mean really? Only one of my AL picks made it to the Postseason and only two of my NL picks, ha! Now, I will pat myself on the back for picking the Brew Crew! But, I didn't even have the World Series Champ in the postseason, but then again, they had no business being there. Thank you Atlanta for Choking like a fat kid eating ribs! And Red Sox, what the hell was that, I mean damn, we witnessed two of the greatest collapses ever! But I'll tell you what, that last night of the season was incredible. I was laser focused on all the games that night. To watch the Braves slip away and the Cardinals win was something but the real nastiness was Papelbon and the Sox being one strike away (saw a lot of that this season) from the post season and watching it slip away due to three straights doubles from one of the worst teams in baseball. Amazingly enough, the Sox were still alive because the Rays were getting crushed by the Yanks, but wait, here come the Rays! And literally within 5 minutes of the Sox losing, Longoria blasts one over the left field line for the win and a trip to the postseason... wow, what a night!

Baseball Thoughts:
- CY Youngs: AL - Verlander / NL - Kershaw
- MVPs: AL - Cabrera / NL - Kemp
- How the hell do the Dodgers have the Cy young winner & MVP on their team and still suck?
- I'll tell you how, chemistry plays a huge role in baseball, hell look at the idiot Cards and the 2010 Giants! 2 stars on the whole team but a ton of role players!
- What the hell happened to the Reds?
- Josh Hamilton's homer in Game 6 should have been a legendary tale but the Rangers bullpen F'ed that up!
- Game 6 of the Series was arguably the greatest Series game ever! Yeah there were a ton of errors, but damn that was exciting!
- Nelson Cruz needs to make that catch in the 10th inning, you're a professional baseball player! WTF!?
- Are the Rangers the Bills of baseball?
- Hey Washington, QUIT PITCHING TO FREESE... WTF!?

Ok, I need to go throw up again. Freaks, it was a dismal baseball season for this guy, my Fantasy team sucked, the Cubs sucked, I didn't make it to Wrigley and the Cardinals won the World Series, it really doesn't get any worse than that... Thank God for Football! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Over the Line Week 8

2011-10-29T09:40:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Well, well, well, guess whose back!? I know, I know, I've been slacking but damnit, I've been busy. I had to attend a funeral of a very dear friend, then was in Vegas for a brutal 5 days rocking INDYCAR and then dominated the Uncharted 3 Play It First in 3D Tournament, so things have been a little nuts! Is that an excuse not to get these lines up? Absolutely not! It will not happen again! Come hell or high water these lines will be up each and every week! Ok, so we've been a little sloppy the past few weeks but we're still above .500, so we're still winning! Charlie Sheen would be proud. I would like to thank the state of Wisconsin for totally screwing me over last week! Yeah you Badgers and Packers!!!

Too hold myself accountable I've listed the lines for the past few weeks I've missed. Now, let's make some money!!! As I write this, Michigan State looks like shit!

Fun Gambling Facts...
- If Michigan State doesn't cover this week I'll be on the wrong side of the Spartans 3 weeks in a row! You think I'd learn.
- At the Roulette Table, I've now placed money on the number 17 to hit around 300 times without it hitting! You think I'd learn.
- If you bet $100 on Stanford at the beginning of the season and continued to bet on them each week while letting your bet ride you'd be up $230, 000+!!! I've put them in my 5 bets for the first time this week! I finally learned.

Week 5:
C: Arizona -2 (L)
C: LSU - 13.5 (W)
C: Michigan -7 (W)
C: Indiana 14.5 (L)
N: Titans 3.5 (L)

Week 6:
C: South Carolina -3 (L)
C: LSU -17 (W)
C: Michigan 1.5 (L)
C: Toledo -7 (P)
C: Boise State -32 (W)

Week 7:
C: Clemson -10 (W)
C: Oklahoma St. -6.5 (W)
C: UTEP -6.5 (W)
C: Wisconsin -7.5 (L)
N: Green Bay -9.5 (L)

THIS WEEKS PICKS!!!
C: Clemson -4
C: Stanford -7.5
C: Michigan State 4
N: Detroit -3
N: New Orleans -14

Watch my reasoning behind the picks here!!! http://www.youtube.com/thetrevoranthony

Yearly Total:
18-14-3

Alright freaks, go watch some football! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy!

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Over the Line Week 5

2011-10-08T07:58:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Well, no video this week was just a crazy man and had no time to shoot but wanted to make sure I got these lines out before the games. Unfortunately, I didn't take the Thursday or Friday games as Oregon & Boise State feasted on their much weaker opponents. The Full on Shoulda Woulda Coulda!

Anyway, last week (Week 4) we went 3-2 & Week 3 we went 2-3, our first losing week of the season. But the season total is still looking good so we'd be congratualted in the Vegas sports books. Here's a little recap and then this weeks picks...

Week 3:
Boise State -28.5 (Loser)
Notre Dame -6.5 (Loser) - ND should have blown Pitt out, turnovers in the Red Zone killed this line!
Arkansas +11.5 (Loser)
LSU -6 (Winner)
Missouri +21 (Winner)

Week 4:
South Florida -2.5 (Loser)
LSU -30 (Loser) - LSU gave up a junk late game TD to crush this dream
Michigan -19.5 (Winner)
Cincinnati -14.5 (Winner)
Saints -7 (Winner)

SEASON TOTAL:
11-7-2

Week 5 Picks!!!
Arizona -2
LSU -13.5
Michigan -7
Indiana +14.5
Titans +3.5

Good luck this week freaks! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A guy's guy.

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Top 5 Holidays to be Single

2011-10-05T08:52:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Well, with the leaves turning and the scary decorations everywhere, that means only one thing, the holiday season is upon us! And I F'ing love it! What I do find funny is why we smash so many major holidays in such a short time but F it, I'm all about it. I mean Halloween, then Thanksgiving, then Hanukkah, then Christmas & New Years! Well hell, then Valentine's in February, followed by St. Patty's in March. It all seems to simmer down until the 4th of July. Now to me it feels the holidays are set up to be romantic opportunities for couples, and well, most of them are, if you're romantic. But, the holidays also offer us single people an opportunity... But which holiday is the BEST for us single freaks, well, let's find out ya'll...

Honorable Mention:
Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving is all about family, football and feasting so there's really no time to pull some ladies. However, with that said, the night before Thanksgiving happens to be one of the biggest party nights of the year and you have ample opportunity to meet up with one of your ex's from way back. You know what they say, once you peel the fruit, it becomes that much easier to peel it again... well, I don't know who says that, but you know what I mean damnit!

Worst Holiday to be Single:
Christmas: I'm sorry, I love Christmas, I mean I LOVE Christmas, it's by far my favorite holiday, but I'm finally going to show you freaks a little bit of sensitivity from this guy. I honestly think being single during Christmas sucks ass! If you have a romantic bone in your body, you can dominate the Christmas Season! If you love being single, I recommend meeting a fantastic little lady before the Christmas Season, ride that train through New Year's and then hop off the train. Boom!

Ok, now to the top 5 Holidays to be Single:
5. Valentine's: STOP! I know what you're thinking, this Hallmark Holiday is all about relationships. But people, this is a great time to go hunting because any fine lady that doesn't have a Valentine is more vulnerable than ever and they want someone to share in the pity party! BE THAT PERSON! May I recommend Vegas!?

4. New Year's Eve: We all know this Holiday is amateur hour so you'll find a number of beautiful babies cruising around hammered off their ass and looking to find a gentleman in waiting. And what makes it even better, there's a clock ticking! Yep, every woman wants to find a New Year's Eve kiss by midnight and the desperation gets more intense as the time runs out.

3. St. Patty's: St. Patty's is kind of like New Year's in March, without the whole midnight thing, but you will find a number of hotties running around looking to party! So grab your green shirt, not some stupid ass green hat or dumb ass outfit, but just a green shirt. Don't be too cool, but also don't be the class clown... I learned in college (Belly Flop Champion) that being the life of the party doesn't always, rarely, work with the ladies. May I recommend Chicago or Savannah, GA!?

2. Fourth of July: Oh shit how I love me some 4th of July!!! I've literally taken work off three years in a row just to party during the 4th weekend! I mean seriously, Summertime means less and less clothing, so you have millions of Betty's strolling around in cut off jean shorts, bikini tops and looking to party... enough said!!! May I recommend Newport Beach?

1. Halloween: This was seriously a no brainer, and if you think otherwise, punch yourself in the junk! Halloween allows women to be as sexy and as dirty as they want to be and no one is going to say anything about it. In fact, it also allows us fellas the opportunity to show off our creative and humorous side, which is the way to a woman's heart right... right? So to all the hotties dressing up as schoolgirls, dirty nurses, Cat Woman, Princess Leia, Playboy bunnies, sexy cops, Snow White, Cleopatra, St. Pauli's Girl & the list goes on... God Bless YOU! AND DRINK UP! May I recommend a warm weather city!?

There you go freaks, the Top 5 holidays to be single! Halloween is coming up so start getting your shit together. By the way, this season I'll be rocking a little Les Grossman action (Tom Cruise's character in "Tropic Thunder")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S96DVTtvXqY&feature=related
... Touchdown... or should I say Homerun... Either way, enjoy the holidays freaks. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Over the Line Week 3

2011-09-23T12:07:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Well, any time you're over five hundred for your picks life is good, so even though the F'ing Packers crapped on themselves and let a meaningless touchdown go down and the Ravens decided not to show up, this guy's guy still went 3-2, so not too shabby! By going 3-2 last weekend we're now 6-2-2 for the season! Let's keep the streak alive but as is every week, looking to go 5-0 for you freaks... and myself, of course! Check out this weeks picks below...

Week 3 Picks:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrevorAnthony?feature=mhee

Last Week:
Oklahoma State -13.5 (Winner)
Troy +63 (Winner)
Steelers -14 (Winner)
Packers -9.5 (Loser)
Ravens -6 (Loser)

Yearly Totals:
6-2-2

Good luck this week! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy!

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Over the Line Week 2

2011-09-15T21:32:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Alright this guy's guy went 3-0-2 with my picks last week so I hope you put some pounds on that shit! If not, have no fear, I'll be doing this every week. Now, when it comes to sports betting, it's not always peaches but you know what, I'm going to do our damnedest to bring it home for us all. Bet at your own risk! Holla!

Here are this weeks picks ya'll...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2_w-vOuQM

Week 1:
Florida -23 (Winner)
Houston -22 (Winner)
Wisconsin -20.5 (Winner)
South Carolina -3 (Push)
Arizona Cardinals -7 (Push)

Season Total:
3-0-2

As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy!

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Top 5 Guy's TV Shows of All-Time

2011-09-15T16:54:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Wow, I've never had such an overwhelming response for a blog in my life! I'm fired up! I'll have to make sure to post my up-coming blogs on Facebook and Twitter a day or two in advance every time... who knew? Well, I'm not going to pussy foot around this, let's find out what shows I feel are the all time greatest Guy Shows!

Unfortunately for ya'll, not me, no one got the sleeper show, and I had a feeling that would happen because this show was even out of my cranium until it was brought up about a month ago on the Petros & Money show on Fox Sports Radio in Los Angeles.

So, what is the sleeper show that crept into the top 5!? First, let's look at the honorable mention shows... Oh, shit, what a dick I can be sometimes... Although, if you're not hammered while reading this, you looked at the photo above and figured this shit out.

Honorable Mention:
"The Man Show": Honestly, this show probably deserves to be in the top 5 but since it's not a scripted show I bumped it out. It brought us Juggies, the comfort of knowing it's OK to be a man and of course, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oye, Oye, Oye!

"The League": Hell, this show is all about fantasy football, what isn't more dude focused than that!? Well, that there is why it got the boot. Had this show come out five or six years ago when fantasy football was dominated by men, boom, it's in. But, the ladies have come aboard the fantasy train and how awesome is that statement!?

"Rescue Me": This show not only is F'ing fantastic but it's all about Tommy dealing with his demons, getting in fights and banging hot chicks... but it's got a little too much heart to make the Top 5.

"Blue Mountain State": Honestly, if you haven't seen this show, stop reading and Netflix this shit, live streaming, it's absolutely hilarious! In fact, this was the hardest of the shows not to put into the top 5. If the casting director is reading this, GET ME ON THIS SHOW! That is, if it's coming back. Seriously though, this show is all about college football players being well, your stereotypical college football players! Makes you really mad you weren't a college football player.

"East Bound & Down": How do I not put this in the Top 5? Not really sure to be honest with you, Kenny Powers is pissed!

OK, now, to the Top 5 Guy's Shows of All-Time!!!
5. "Playmakers" (This was the sleeper): This was the first show of it's kind and it caused so much controversy the NFL made ESPN take it off the air. Now, that alone puts it in the Top 5! But the fact that it really let us behind the magical curtain of an NFL locker room adds reasons. Hot chicks, roids, in fighting, awesome football, egos, holy shit this show was so F'ing bad ass! BRING IT BACK!

4. "Sons of Anarchy": Sons is all about SAMCRO fighting, banging, killing, back stabbing and loyalty. The season 3 finale alone puts this show in the Top 5. Plus, one of my good buddies played the clown who got castrated in Season 1, so there is that, awesome!

3. "Spartacus" Both "Blood & Sand" & "Gods of the Arena": Simply put, if you asked ten dudes what they love most and wanted to see on TV, then dissected their brains, your results would be tits, blood, ass, blood, hard core sex, blood and crazy battles, which is exactly everything the Spartacus Series are about... Trust me! You will not want to watch this show in front of your mom.

2. "Married With Children": The show that made chauvinism alright. Well, chauvinism is not OK, but it sure is F'ing funny, and Al Bundy, the man who scored five touchdowns in one game for Polk High and coined the rhyme, "Boobies, boobies, yum, yum, yum, boobies, boobies on a girl that's dumb," made it brilliant. I vividly remember all of the hot chicks who made it on this show, episode after episode, it was unreal! I truly believe I popped my first boner while watching "Married with Children"! Case in point why it's number 2!

So, with all of these fantastic shows not being number 1, what the hell is number 1!!!??? The Show that gave the gift of a boner again and again... yep, you guessed it, the number one Guy's show of All-Time is...

"BAYWATCH": I don't give a shit if the acting sucked, the writing sucked and it starred David Hasselhoff! All of that is 86'ed because the opening montage alone got the man blood flowing. This show introduced us to arguably the Hottest woman of all time, Pamela Anderson. That alone makes it number 1. But then combine that with Carmen Electra, Yasmine Bleeth, Gena Lee Nolin, Krista Allen & Brande Roderick to name a few. And hell, that doesn't include all the other phenomenal background. Hell, my uncle was on set back in the day and said it may have been the most incredible day of his life, other than marriage and some other amazing moments. But, really, this show was so bad that women wouldn't watch it which left us dudes alone to enjoy this boobie masterpiece... See link below...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lAQQWpFN8I&feature=related

Well freaks, there you have it, the Top 5 Greatest Guy Shows of All-Time! I'd love to hear your thoughts so hit me up on Facebook or on Twitter at www.twitter.com/trevoranthony As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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College Football Picks

2011-08-31T16:14:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Welcome out to a Guy's Guy TV, that's right, we're moving up people! How bad ass is it that college football is back!? I'm sorry but Saturday mornings just got so much greater! Even with August being an absolutely awful month for me, all that is whisked away due to football. With all that, here are my picks for the season...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyjPdxQY8Hs

Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma vs. Boise State
Orange Bowl: Alabama vs. Florida State
Rose Bowl: Nebraska vs. Stanford
Sugar Bowl: South Carolina vs. Oklahoma State
Notre Dame's Season: 10-2, possible BCS Bowl due to being ND!!!
National Championship: Oregon over Virgina Tech

Alright freaks, enjoy the season, we'll see how my picks turn out. Whether or not they're on point, who the "F" cares, FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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Facebook Faux Pas

2011-08-22T13:21:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Ok, so I have too much respect for all of you for you to end up being a douche bag like me, so take a look at my latest video blog, so you don't!!! I know, I know, you're probably all saying to yourselves, "Trev, you're a bad ass, not a D bag!" And I say thank you my friends, but even the most hardcore bad asses in us have minor moments, and although my moment was pretty minor, the results of my actions resonate big time. So please, watch and learn...

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrevorAnthony?feature=mhee

As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy...

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Bros Icing Bros

2011-08-17T10:50:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Ever heard of the game "Bro's Icing Bro's"? If not, raise your right arm above your head and then swiftly punch yourself in the balls... or private area if you will. To be honest I don't even know where or how the damn game started but after my boy, Boston B! introduced it to us on the Dew Tour last year in Boston we took that shit to another level!

Basically, the rules are as such... Creatively (that's a key word, some people are pretty lame about it) try to sneak a Smirnoff Ice (preferably warm) into the eye sight of one of your buddies. Once they see it, they must grab the Ice, get on a knee and pound that shit! That's it.

Now, the crew on Dew and now all over the country took it upon ourselves to create or shall I say amend the blocking rule. If someone in the game tried to Ice you and you already have an Ice on you, you can block their Icing, thus preventing you from pounding the Ice and making them pound both Ices. That was the original rule. However, we got so good, due to paranoia, at blocking each other that we amended the rule stating that in order to Block an Ice, you must have the same flavor on you that was presented in an attempt to Ice you! Brilliant!!!

This game got so crazy that Ice holsters made out of duct tape were created, a pully system from the OGIO bus to a tree was invented and three dudes including myself, Cam and Chad snuck out of a Sushi restaurant, ran through a fancy steakhouse and onto the corner of a Portland street and slowly rolled an ICE (yes they're glass bottles) half a block down a cement sidewalk to Jeff's feet for arguably the most amazing Icing EVER!!!

Now, take a look at my new webisode showcasing an Icing in action and some memorable Icing's...
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrevorAnthony?feature=mhee#p/a/u/0/D1MF84N8msk

Now, GO BUY SOME ICE AND GET IN THE GAME!!! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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2011 NFL Picks!!!

2011-08-12T08:09:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Yessir, it's that time of year again... FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! Literally three weeks from now College football kicks off and then it's NFL time. And with that in mind, here are my picks for the up-coming season...

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As for Playoff picks, here we go...
NFC:
Wildcard
Cardinals hosts Detroit - Cards!
Tampa hosts Atlanta - Falcons

AFC:
Wildcard
Chargers host Jets - Chargers
Indy hosts Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh

Division
NFC
Philly hosts Atlanta - Philly
Packers host Cardinals - Packers

AFC
New England hosts Pittsburgh - New England
Baltimore hosts San Diego - Baltimore

Championship
Philly hosts Packers - Packers
New England hosts Baltimore - Baltimore

Superbowl:
Packers over Baltimore

PiitsburghPalooza

2011-07-30T12:02:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Check out my trip to Pittsburgh! 7 days and 7 nights of pure chaos!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIyG8NyrqsQ

Most video blogs will now be directed to my new YouTube Account,
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As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy...

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The Lights Went Out on Friday

2011-07-16T09:09:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? Well, there aren't many TV shows that take the breath out of me when they go off the air, but I'll tell you what, after watching the Series Finale of "Friday Night Lights", I will really miss the citizens of Dillon, TX. Big ups to NBC and Direct TV for working out a deal that kept this sleeper show for two more seasons. Before I go any further, if you've never seen "Friday Night Lights", do yourself a favor and get on it! It's the "Arrested Development of this generation, an unbelievable show that rewards everyone who watches. Critics and fans love it but unfortunately it just can't get enough eyes on Texas. I feel for anyone who hasn't seen "Friday Night Lights".

Behind the brilliant eye of Peter Berg, he offered this thought provoking, emotion inducing, character driven show about the town of Dillon, TX. Yes, the show surrounds the Dillon Panthers football team but it's not a show about football, it's a show about people and that's what makes it so raw and magnificent. From episode one you're locked into caring about the characters and that never changes throughout the series. What is so amazing about "Friday Night Lights" is the fact that throughout the years they're able to almost completely change the entire cast other than the incredible stalwarts, Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler), Tami Taylor (Connie Britton), Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch) and Buddy Garrity (Brad Leland) and still make you care as much for the new cast as the old cast. Hell, they even change high schools! And in doing so, I think I was more emotionally impacted by the East Dillon Lions beating the Dillon Panthers in season 4, than I was when the Dillon Panthers won State in Season 1.

Here are some of my highlights from the magnificent five seasons...
- The casting efforts of Linda Lowy, John Brace and Jamie Castro! What makes this show so powerful is the powerful performances by every single actor. Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton are finally being recognized at award shows but the entire cast needs to recognized as well. I mean seriously, is there a cooler character on TV than Taylor Kitsch' Riggins?

- East Dillon beating Dillon after Dillon turned their back on Coach Taylor. I was literally jumping around my living room as if the game was a real football game. Hilarious! But so awesome!

- Riggins giving himself up for his family. What an incredible series of events that tied this emotional climax together.

- Minka Kelly... enough said! But, thank you "Friday Night Lights" for introducing this lovely to the world. F you Jeter!

- Coach Taylor's many speeches to his team and individually to his players. Man, that dude can fire you up and make you feel like his son at the same time.

- Buddy Garrity realizing the new regime in Dillon is bullshit and finally teaming back up with Coach Taylor on the East Side. Loyalty bitches, LOYALTY!!!

- The real Dillon Panthers winning State! I had chills, I was sweating, Peter Berg, damn you know how to capture the drama in a football game.

- Dillon Panthers screaming the greatest team slogans of all time, Clear eyes, full hearts, CAN'T LOSE, in the rain. What an awesome scene! One of my all time TV favorites!

Well freaks, I am thoroughly bummed I will never see Coach Taylor fire up the team, Saracen stutter, Crash talk shit, Riggins act bad ass, Tami Taylor smile and Buddy act like an ass again. But most of all, I will never set foot on that set and that freaks, truly is a disappointment.

Texas Forever. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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"Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon" Review

2011-07-12T09:21:00.000-07:00

Iowa Race Shenanigans

2011-06-28T10:19:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Well I just got back from the lovely Newton, Iowa and man did I have a blast. You know, that line almost seems like the opening to a horrible stand up routine. But for what that statement lacks in surgical written magic, it makes up in sincerity. Iowa was awesome! Not only around the IndyCar Race but also in night life. Now, heading to Iowa, everyone was making fun of it but as the knowledgeable partier that I am (pat on the back), I was telling my partners in crime that it's the small town markets that make the best trips. Case in point, Ogden, UT. During my five year run with Dew we traveled everywhere from Chicago to Boston to Portland to Denver, blah, blah, blah, but it was Ogden that proved to be the best weekends! I never licked my wounds harder than after those unforgettable weekends in Ogden. So now that we know Iowa is a better time than you can imagine, let's take a look at the highlights...

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* First off, the race was freaking amazing! Any time you get twenty six cars going 170mph around a 7/8 mile track at night, you're going to get some fireworks. And congrats to Marco Andretti who held on to take the checkered flag.

* The Fan Village was rocking. Milwaukee fans were the most savvy, but Iowans were the most dedicated. The Fan Village was packed the entire weekend, and for good reason, check out the line up of drivers we had...
- J.R. Hildebrand, Ryan Hunter-Reay, Mike Conway, Josef Newgarden, Stefan Wilson, Estaban Guerrieri, Jorge Goncalvez, Anders Krohn, Victor Carbone, Sage Karam, Conor De Phillipi & Nick Andries
Fan Village Website: http://indycarnation.indycar.com/indycar-fan-village

* With all the drivers on stage of course we'll talk racing but you never know what other topics might come up. In fact over the weekend we chatted about beer, post race celebrations, movies, Twitter and bird watching!

* We held a graduation on the IndyCar Stage! This certainly is a first in my eleven year career as a live event host. Eighteen year old driver Conor De Philippi missed his graduation due to the race, so we provided a graduation for him... awesome!
Check it: http://indycar.com/news/show/57-star-mazda/43704-de-phillippi-graduates-in-iowa/

* Don't underestimate the Scoreboard in Newton. Yes, it's kind of a dump but the staff is friendly, the drinks are hella cheap, they have karaoke on Thursday nights, darts, pool, Foosball, Golden Tee and a decent DJ on Saturday nights... And did I say cheap ass drinks!? However, don't go there expecting to find chicks, just expect to get drunk.

* In between Des Moines and Newton is a pretty decent casino, Prairie Meadows. They have a quality steak house and a ton of tables, which happened to be wide open! My crew swarmed the craps table and did some dirty work. With ample confidence we moved onto Blackjack and other than one of us (not me) we got our ASSES KICKED! Don't sit at a table with "Sam" he's a widow maker of the finest quality.

Well freaks, those are the highlights of last weeks race in Iowa. We have a weekend off and then to Toronto we go... I'm pretty sure Toronto will provide some Hangover style highlights. Until then, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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IndyCar... Catching Up

2011-06-20T15:04:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? Wow, it's been awhile and I apologize. My computer took a dump on me for about 30 days! Living without a computer goes something like this... First, it's bullshit and you're annoyed. Then it's almost kind of "freeing", allows you to catch up on TV and Movies and then after about a week, it totally F'ing sucks!!! Doing everything on your phone gets old, real fast!

Ok, now that that's over, it's time for me to catch ya'll up on what's been going on with me inside the world of IndyCar! Since St. Pete, I've rocked the mic during the Long Beach race, 100th Anniversary of the Indy 500, Texas Race and most recently the race in Milwaukee. Instead of going through each race I'm just going to throw out some highlights. Bullet points people!

- I got to attend the 100th Anniversary of the Indy 500! Whether or not you're into racing, if your a sports fan or like to party, this is a big F'ing deal. I'm talking hundreds of thousands of people partying all week long. Hell, Miller Lite hosts an entire day of partying and music, CARB Day! It's the Friday before the race. And for all the hardcore partiers, make your way to the Snake Pit inside the Infield. This area is all about slutty hot chicks, music and getting shit faced... sign me up!
- I've had the opportunity to interview a number of major players in the IndyCar world such as... Former Indy 500 Winner, Gill de Ferran, Bertrand Baugette, J.R. Hildebrand, Graham Rahal, Katherine Legge, Roger Griffiths of HPDPippa Mann and Cameron the IZOD Trophy Girl.
- Saw the Hot Wheels racing team launch a pick up truck 320 feet!!! Yes, that is a World Record Freaks!
- Pumped up crowds of thousands, THOUSANDS!!!
- Arguably had the hottest temp staff I've ever worked with in my storied 11 year Live Event career during the Long Beach race, just makes a day go by that much quicker!
- Tore up some karaoke and dominated the craps table in Milwaukee
- Two stepped the night away with some cowgirls at Billy Bob's in Fort Worth
- The Fan Village I host now has a website... check it out peeps! http://indycarnation.indycar.com/indycar-fan-village

So, that's a brief run down for the past couple weeks, now onto Iowa! I'm going to throw down a little video documentation of my IndyCar lifestyles, so keep an eye out for that craziness. As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

Rant just to Rant!

2011-05-19T10:13:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Well, it's that time of the month again (submit, way overdone joke here)... BUT I WON'T CUZ WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT HERE AT A GUY'S GUY? Right? RIGHT!? But it is that time of the month where I just need to get some shit off my chest, so here I F'ing go...

1. The next Bulls game isn't until Sunday!? What the hell NBA!? Five days apart, that's ridiculous! Does it really take that long for two basketball teams to get from Chicago to Miami... IDIOTS!

2. 2 points in the final 7 minutes Bulls!? Do you realize you lost by 10? Can someone F'ing step up if D Rose is off his game!? Boozer, how bout some of that Game 6 Magic against the Hawks!?

3. Finally, some dumb ass was arrested for talking too F'ing loud in a public place! But did it really take the passengers 16 hours to grow some balls and confront her? Granted, she's ginormous and could probably beat some ass, but come on people, 16 HOURS!? And who the hell can talk for 16 hours, other than my boy Boppert about stereo equipment? But at least the annoying bitch got arrested! I'm so sick and tired of disrespectful people not shutting their traps on trains, planes, in restaurants and ESPECIALLY DURING MOVIES!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388166/Woman-arrested-train-talking-loudly-phone-16-HOURS--And-quiet-carriage.html

BTW, almost got in a fight with a 40 year old woman and her punk boyfriend during a movie in Atlanta because they wouldn't shut the fuck up during a movie. And let me tell you, this guy's guy doesn't put up with that shit. No, I don't condone fighting but I will speak up for myself and others if they're too scared to speak up for themselves. Funny thing, the boyfriend was cowering behind his girlfriend, how amazing is that... Best line of the whole situation. My friend Jewel says to my other friend Tara (Yep, hanging with two beautiful babies) during the situation, "Trevor will fight." HA! Love it! In the end, all was resolved peacefully, as it always should be folks.

4. Netflix needs to clean up their act and get current movies and TV shows on "Instant Play" a lot quicker. I mean, I'm jonesing for some Season 6 "Rescue Me" and "The Walking Dead"... Damn it man!

5. I hate being in L.A. while the Bulls are making a run. I would give anything to be sitting in a great Chicago bar like Toons or Kincaid's while cheering on the mighty Bulls!

Ok, I've bitched enough, time for me to shower, grab some lunch, head to class and then grab cocktails at the Comedy Store while my boy Josh Nasar dominates his set tonight.
http://www.facebook.com/joshnasar

As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

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FREE BOOZE WINNER 2!!!

2011-05-15T17:58:00.000-07:00

Summer Movie Preview

2011-05-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

Jordan Stands Alone

2011-05-09T10:24:00.001-07:00

What up Freaks? Well, Kobe Bryant has proved to the world once again that he is no Jordan! The fact that I'm even writing a blog mentioning Kobe with Jordan drives me nuts! But ever since Kobe came on the seen it's been, "Oh, he's the next Jordan, he's the next Jordan." Some even went as far as saying, "he's even better than Jordan." ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!? I'll never say that Kobe isn't great, he is, he's a machine, but he's no Jordan and if you think about that, damn, how fucking magical was Jordan!? So all of you blurry visioned Kobe freaks listen up and listen up good because I'm going to keep this short and sweet.

2007 Finals, Game 6, Celtics 131 - Lakers 92, the largest margin of victory in a series-clinching win in NBA finals history. Ahh, nice work Kobe.
*** The Jordan Championship Era Bulls were never embarrassed like this...EVER! Jordan wouldn't allow it.

2011 Western Conference Semis, Game 4, Mavs 122 - Lakers 86, SWEPT!
*** The Jordan Championship Era Bulls were never swept, Jordan doesn't get swept in the playoffs! Probably never lost four games in a row.

The biggest difference between Jordan and Kobe is that Jordan was a master at getting his team to dominate when they needed to dominate, Kobe just can't rally the troops the way Jordan could.

Kobe Lovers will say, "What about the numbers?" Ok, here are some numbers for you...
2011 Playoffs, Kobe 0 - Mavs 4... AH HA HA HA HA, just kidding... well, not really.

Numbers: PPG APG RPG Championships
Jordan 30.1 5.3 6.2 6
Jordan Post Season 33.4 5.7 6.4 6
Kobe 25.3 4.7 5.3 5
Kobe Post Season 25.4 4.8 5.3 5

Granted Kobe has played more games in his career but it all comes down to championships and post season achievements... Both, Jordan crushes! Oh, and Jordan is the only one of the two who has ever won 70 plus games in the regular season. I know it's not post season or championships but it's pretty bad ass!!! 72-10 son!

Ok, so this was longer than I expected but I just get so damn fired up over this bullshit argument and wanted to get the facts on paper so you Kobe blow job givers could see who the real man is and will always be... JORDAN fans unite!!!

Watch and enjoy... "Be Like Mike" ... Ain't no "Be Like Kobe" commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak

As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy... "PAXSON FOR THREE!!!"

P.S. Phil deserved better!!!

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

Free Booze!!!

2011-05-05T21:12:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Yep, it's that time again, a Guy's Guy FREE booze giveaway. Follow this here sight and on May 8th, I'm going to randomly select one lucky follower AND THEY WIN FREE BOOZE!

Free Booze Giveaway Winner #1: Stephanie Noll
Free Booze Giveaway Winner #2: It Could Be YOU!!!

So, tell all your friends and get them following.

As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy

For More on Trevor: www.trevor-anthony.com

"America, F Yeah!!!"

2011-05-01T20:51:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? OSAMA F'ING BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!! And absolutely love the fact that people are singing, "We Are the Champions" outside the White House! I know this may be a little overboard, but damn it, this is major and we all should celebrate the death of this bastard! WE WILL NEVER FORGET... AN WE DIDN'T YOU SICK FUCK!

First, I want to raise a toast to all of those lost during 9/11 and the wars created since. We are about to embark on the ten year anniversary of 9/11 and we finally have some closure with the death of Bin Laden. As all the news reports state, this is not the end of terrorism but damn, it feels good to know it's the end of this piece of shit! I truly can't believe it took just under ten years but who cares at this point, Bin Laden is trapped in hell with Hussein and I'm proud to know it's the American military that packed their bags.

As I learned of Bin Laden's death an hour ago, my excitement was stymied by the reflections of 9/11. I can vividly remember going downstairs at my parents home, saying good morning to my dad and mom, only to have my mom say, "did you guys see this, a plane crashed into one of the Towers?" As I'm sure most of you were, My Dad and I were totally stunned and started to throw out our thoughts of what the heck had happened. As I drank my morning coffee watching the news, the second Tower was hit, and of course, at that point, my mom, dad and I knew we were under attack. I can remember the horror I felt, how I couldn't take my eyes off the news for the next 72 hours, how pissed off I was, how helpless I felt and how incredibly saddened I was for all those lost in the towers and for their families.

I am so proud of our military and government! May all those families mourning their loved ones lost during 9/11 and the wars created since, I know there never truly is a way to recover, but I hope you can take this victory and celebrate it, at least for a little while.

Couple quick thoughts...
1. So bad ass that they announced the death of Bin Laden during the Phillies/Mets game!
2. Even more bad ass that the crowd chanted USA! USA! ... AWESOME S A!
3. F' you Bin Laden
4. Why would you want 20 virgins? They have no idea what the "F" they're doing in the sack! You terrorists are fucking idiots!
5. I just wish instead of Bin Laden dying so easily by getting shot in the head that every American had a chance to punch him in the face before he died.
6. Obama's speech was kind of a buzz kill, too much patting himself on the back.
7. AMERICA "F" YEAH!!!
8. CNN's coverage was as dead as Bin Laden. Nice work MSNBC. Fox didn't have the report until about 15 minutes after either CNN or MSNBC... clean it up!

And finally, even though Bin Laden is now dead, I want every American to know...
WE WILL NEVER FORGET

As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a patriot!

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy "What Makes A Man?"

2011-04-28T10:21:00.000-07:00

Looky Loos I Hate You!!!

2011-04-26T09:30:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Looky Loos, F YOU!!!

Yep, this is an anger filled blog people! Not much pisses me off more than Looky Loos! If you're not familiar with the term, Looky Loos are idiots who slow up traffic to a stand still to look at accidents, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!! Once, I was stuck in traffic for an hour on the 405 heading North, I know, I know, stuck in traffic on the 405 is not unusual, but when you only go a couple miles in an hour, that's absurd! Anyway, I'm sitting in the Green Hornet, thinking what the hell happened ahead of me? Only to find out it was Looky Loos slowing down to look at traffic in the SOUTH BOUND LANES!!! Oh shit, I was pissed! I mean seriously people, instead of stopping traffic because your mangled mind has to look at others unfortunate circumstances, LOOK AT THE F'ING ROAD AHEAD AND STEP ON THE GAS!!! It's so frustrating. Take me yesterday, I'm on my way to have lunch with a little lady, first meet up, so you want to make a good first impression, right? Gave myself plenty of time to get there early, only to be introduced to a massive traffic jam on the 134. Thinking, oh hell, this is not good. Then I spot an accident ahead on the right and think to myself F' YOU LOOKY LOOS!!! Luckily, I was in the Green Hornet, so I made it to the lunch destination on time. But still, F' You Looky Loos!

Now, some of you may be thinking, dude, you look at the accident too. And you know what, you're right, because I'm going 5 miles an hour because the jackasses ahead have created a parking lot. Now, if I were rolling down the street and saw a fresh accident, I can damn sure tell you I would not slam on the breaks to see what happened and in doing so cause a traffic jam! AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT!

Other Things Pissing Me Off Today:
1. L.A. Kings defense and Power Play. A five minute power play to end regulation and then flow over into O.T. and you can't get a goal, pathetic! Then you give up a goal within two minutes of the Sharks being full strength...brutal!

2. L.A. Sparks Front Office. I know, I should never even mention the WNBA in my blog, but I was supposed to have an arena audition for the PA Announcer position and they go an hire someone without holding the audition... Lame!

3. Jim Rome. Well, I pretty much think he's a jackass everyday! Is that his real voice or does he have a "I need to sound hard radio/TV voice"?

As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.
"Life's a party, treat it that way!"

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy "Miller Time"

2011-04-20T10:09:00.000-07:00

Marriage...Ohhh Marriage

2011-04-19T09:43:00.001-07:00

What up freaks!? Well, it's been awhile since I last wrote but that's because my ass has been overwhelmed with driving to Phoenix, officiating my boy Miller's wedding, announcing a cheer competition (hungover by the way), hosting a fitness segment for Best Buy, driving back to La La Land and finally rocking the mic for the IZOD IndyCar Series in Long Beach. Ok, now that that's done, on to my boy Miller's wedding!

First off, big time congrats to Miller and his awesome wife Renee! Their wedding week was pretty badass and here's a run down of some of that badassnesss...

Wednesday, April 6th:
Rehearsal, time to finally put this ordained minister to use. And finally got a chance to whip out my Minster badge and Minister parking pass, oh yeah. Plus, got to meet up with the Dirty crew, Jimbo, Markie, Ahlvin, Wilson and Timmy. So, we did a little rehearsal and then headed over Tutti Santi for some real Mafia style Italian grub. And of course, waiting for us was the Godfather himself, Iron Mike! Become a fan of Iron Mike at the following... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=712902216#!/pages/Iron-Mike/216780975003284

Dinner was solid, but time for more cocktails at the place our storied couple met, the Dubliner. Nothing like a couple Smitwick's to help digest some chicken parm!

Thursday, April 7th:
Now the real fun begins! Nothing like teeing it up with the boys first thing in the morning. In fact, first shot of Crown was dropped at 9:15am Mountain Standard time! Then first chocolate donut (props to FJ!) was drowned in my tummy at 9:20am. My foursome of Iron Mike, FJ and Ry Gy got off to a slow start, probably didn't play like Tiger but damn it we had a blast and the shit talking was at a premium! After losing a ball the first six holes and shooting a 57 on the front, my fifth beer must have calmed me down because I went on to shoot a 41 on the back, which included missing 3 birdie putts. Ah golf, so freaking painful and glorious at the same time.

The dirty crew left Kokopeli Golf Course and headed to Buffalo Wild Wings for some more beers, wings, Golden Tee and of course a flurry of drunk dude punches on the stupid punching bag machine. By the way, this guy, who clearly weighed 100 pounds less than all the gladiators scored close to the top... core baby, core!

Time for hotel happy hour! Wild Wings was great but when you have a free bar from 5-7, unless you're a total fucking dumb ass, you take advantage! And if you know this crew, you know we did. In fact, we took over that bitch. 8 large, loud drunkards tends to turn people away... and we did!

7pm comes too quickly and the Dirties weren't finished, so what does a dirty crew of bad asses do now? Absolutely right, we call for a banquet table to our suite, order pizza, buy more beer and hold a couple poker games! If there's a more fun crew out there I'd like to meet them and either punch them in the balls, laugh at them and tell them they're worthless compared to us or learn a little something from them.

Drunk, time to pass out... happy to know wedding doesn't start til 5pm.

Friday, April 8th:
Wedding Day! Time to roll off the couch and wipe the drool off my mouth. Grab a little breakfast, hit the mall for a tie (forgot one), buy a five hour energy and then meet a couple of the fellas at Chevy's for a Margarita and some Master's viewing.

4:03 and there's no Jimbo in the lobby so the groom is freaking a little, hilarious! Ah, there's Jimbo, now let's hop in the limo and roll to the wedding.

Now it's time for me to freak out a little, never conducted a marriage before and if you don't realize, they're pretty important so you really don't want to screw anything up. So, I take a shot a Jack and have a couple beers to ease the nerves. Job well done! Time for the ceremony. The Groomsmen look tight, the Groom looks fantastic, the Bridesmaids are beautiful and the Bride looks gorgeous... time to rock!

In my humble opinion, the ceremony was fucking outstanding! Now time to tie one on, strut my moves on the dance floor and celebrate the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. JEFFREY TODD MILLER!!!

Couple Ramblings:
1. Hookin' up at weddings is a crock of shit! Not saying it doesn't happen but it's never happened for me cuz THERE'S NEVER ANY HOT, SINGLE LADIES!!! I swear to God every wedding I go to is as dry as a Phoenix desert in August. "Wedding Crashers" gives us hope and then real weddings dash that hope.

2. Catching the garter belt is crock of shit number 2! Not that I really care but I've caught 4 or 5 and I'm still as single as the president of the high school Dungeons and Dragons club.

Well freaks, that's the cliff notes version of what went down on the amazing week of my boy Miller's wedding. I'm proud of the happy couple and look forward to my next wedding, cuz even if I'm not getting laid, they're still too much fun! Keep an eye out for a video of the footage I captured during this debacle. As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony visit: www.trevor-anthony.com

MLB Picks 2011... Clarification

2011-03-31T22:19:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? Ok, I'm a total tard and picked two Wild Card teams in my MLB predictions. Oops! What an ass! But, to defend myself, one I was way too excited to think straight; Two, I was in a hurry to get my blog up before the first pitch and three I was in football mode. So, to clarify, here are my picks ya'll...

American League
East: Boston
Central: Chicago
West: Texas
Wild Card: Minnesota

National League
East: Philly
Central: Cincy
West: Los Angeles
Wild Card: Milwaukee (What!? What!?)

World Series: Boston over Philly in 6 ... I know, I know, totally lame

There, all clear fools! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy MLB Picks!!!

2011-03-31T11:25:00.000-07:00

IZOD IndyCar Series Fan Village

2011-03-30T14:44:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Not sure most of you know this but I was recently named the new face of the IZOD IndyCar Series Fan Village. You're probably thinking, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!? Well my friends, it means that I get to travel to every IndyCar race and rock the mic for the entire Fan Village...which is huge! My job literally consists of me hanging out and entertaining the fans, hooking em up with prizes, pumping up the sponsors, giving on track info to the fans during races, conducting interviews with Drivers, and special guests and announcing the drivers before autograph sessions... Chicago Bulls pre game style yo! Totally bad ass right!? I'll tell you what, coming from NASCAR I honestly didn't know much about IndyCar but after one weekend I'm totally a fan. You all may have just made fun of me, but catch a race and then come talk to me! Plus, no other sport holds autograph sessions with 8-10 of their top athletes at the same time...SHIT IndyCar held three of those bitches, which is crazy!

Now, for some highlights from the Honda Grand Prix of St. Petersburg:
- Big ups to the Danica Patrick fan who did seven laps around the Will Power, Verizon #12 car as a little pre race action!
- Had the pleasure of interviewing a shit ton of drivers
- Had the pleasure of interviewing IndyCar CEO Randy Bernard, Executive VP of IZOD Mike Kelly, Joe from Trackside Online and the lovely Cameron Haven who happens to be the IZOD Trophy Girl. Check here out...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/cameron-haven-macys-izod-indycar-series-eFNWsB.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.exposay.com/cameron-haven-macys-and-izod-indycar-series-celebrate-the-indianapolis-motor-speedway-and-the-indianapolis-500/p/37908/1/%3Ff%3DCameron%2BHaven&h=620&w=422&sz=55&tbnid=ommVKKTmFIaGIM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=93&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcameron%2Bhaven%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=cameron+haven&hl=en&usg=__2msUmanSmJU86JrRV8kHndoiCbs=&sa=X&ei=DqSTTcKzA422sAPmvOHZBQ&ved=0CDcQ9QEwBA

- Had an opportunity to shoot a quick segment about the IZOD IndyCar Series Fan Village with the totally awesome Lauren Bohlander. Check her out:
http://www.laurenbohlander.com/

- Funny man and incredible driver James "Hinch" Hinchcliffe joined me for some major shenanigans to entertain the crowd while they waited for the 3rd autograph session. Check Hinch out: http://www.hinchtown.com/index.php/index/

- Chicks around the IndyCar Series are pretty hot. I'm not talking fans, I'm talking drivers, photographers, hosts, managers, etc. Should be a pretty fun year!

- Best part of the weekend, being pulled in every direction by various race teams to conduct interviews with their drivers for an action packed hour... so sweet.

- Toughest part of the weekend, learning to pronounce the names of what seemed like a hundred drivers and personnel. Proud to say, got em all.

The entire weekend was a freakin' blast. The fan village was placed right next to the track at turns four and five so the action was non-stop. Plus, we had two ginormous big screens showcasing the race as well so everyone in fan village was totally inundated in race action, awesome!

Now I'm actually missing the next race in Bama due to my boy Miller Time getting wed (Congrats to you Miller Time and the lovely Renee!) but I will be back in action for the Long Beach Grand Prix (April 17th). So freaks, get track side and come visit. Big thanks to the whole IndyCar team, you know who you are, for creating such a killer fan village and allowing me to partake. Looking forward to a the L-B-C!!! Stay fast freaks. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthoy.com

4 Nights in Vegas is Too Much!!!

2011-03-24T07:43:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? One part March Madness, add a little St. Patty's Day and throw in some bachelor party and you have a recipe for disaster! This is what my latest trip to Vegas consisted of and I've come to realize that four nights in Vegas is too damn much! I party as hard, probably harder than most people and damn if I'm not still recovering. I literally took all the booze and energy drinks I consumed over the weekend, poured it into a bucket and served it to a full grown, male mule. Then watched that mule fall over and die, scary shit! (Alert to all members of PETA, this is a false statement, well not the amount of booze and energy drinks I consumed but the fact I then served them to a mule or in fact any animal. NO ANIMAL WAS HARMED IN THE WRITING OF THIS BLOG!

Now back to our regularly scheduled blogging...

My advise, take all the money you are planning on spending over four nights and pack it all into two nights and go rockstar. You're spending cash won't be spread too thin and you'll save on hotel funds...Plus, your body will thank you.

Favorite moment of the weekend:
On night four (Sunday Night) we all had enough and were wobbling out of O'Shea's around 2am. My boy Wilson and I decided to have one last go at craps and could not stop winning, Charlie Sheen would have been proud. Next thing we know it's raining outside and it's 6am...VEGAS! This is my favorite not only because it's a pure Vegas story but because it literally was the only time I won at any table the entire weekend, brutal!

Worst moment of the weekend:
I had to wake up around 10:30am on Monday morning (following craps craziness) because check out is at 11am and I had to be at work back in L.A. at 4:30pm anyway. So I packed up, then unpacked some stomach residue and was off. Two hours into my drive I realized driving was not a good idea and pulled over at the most random, frightening gas station and took an hour snooze. Luckily, I was able to get someone to cover me at work because that just would not have been a good idea. Oh Vegas...

Now some tips from the trip...
- First off, opening round of March Madness weekend is the best time to be in Vegas, well, that is if the weather cooperates. The weather sucked this past weekend so no pool time...which really blows because the talent poolside in Vegas is fantastic!
* FYI, TI's pool is kind of lame
* FYI, don't listen to anything ESPN analysts say about the tourney, they don't know shit, go with your gut when betting on games
- DON'T GAMBLE ANGRY!
- O'Shea's is the place to be on St. Patty's. McFadden's at the RIO is cool but there are no chicks
- If you're dying and need energy, saddle up at an oxygen bar
- Gilley's in TI has one of the best pulled pork sandwiches on the face of the Earth
- Freemont Street can be a lot of fun if you're with the right crew, which I was...
* FYI, Binion's has some of the hottest dealers in Vegas, no shit!
- You can spend all day drinking for free just by putting a twenty into the poker machine at any bar in Vegas, I recommend the Venetian bar by the sports book
- Venetian and Palazzo rooms are bad ass and reasonably priced

Well Freaks, hope these tips help you out the next time to roll to Vegas. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony visit: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy Wes Leonard

2011-03-08T19:12:00.000-08:00

How We DEW Vegas

2011-03-04T09:43:00.000-08:00

A Guys Guy "Uncle"

2011-02-22T12:54:00.000-08:00

Trevor Anthony Host Reel

2011-02-16T12:38:00.000-08:00

Dew in Review

2011-02-09T09:59:00.001-08:00

What up Freaks? As I get set to fly off to Snowbasin, a bad ass mountain in Utah, for the final stop on the 2010-11 Winter Dew Tour I must reflect on my last five and a half years as the Festival Village emcee for Verizon Wireless. Why you ask, well VZ Dub has elected to go elsewhere with it's fundage, thus trashing it's sponsorship with the Dew Tour, thus saying thank you and goodbye Trev. At first I was bummed, bewildered and a little bit sad but life moves on and honestly I need to stop traveling as a funny as shit, charismatic and animated live event host (come on people, I had to throw in a little plug) if I ever want to make my real dream in Los Angeles come true. And well, I'd travel with the Dew Tour until I was fifty because it's such a kick ass job. I mean where else do you get paid to make fun of people, tie kids up with duck tape and zip ties, hang with the top athletes in the action sports world and party all freaking night with some of the best people I know. With that in mind, here's a little Dew in Review...

Five and a half years of Dewing the Dew consisted of...
31 Dew Stops (22 Summer, 9 Winter)
15 different cities
3 Different Managers, 5 different coordinators
Countless of Street Teamers
3 Different Tour Names: Dew Action Sports Tour, AST Dew Tour, Dew Tour
Thousands of Beers
Hundreds of shots
Hundreds of cups of coffee
Hundreds of Red Bulls/Rock stars
Hundreds of Tylenol/Advil
Just under a hundred Smirnoff Ice
Lost Hundreds of pounds of water weight
Danced for hundreds of hours

Oddly enough, as I get set for my final Dew Tour in Ogden, Utah I think to myself, "How can such a shitty town be arguably my favorite Dew city ever!?" Well, they basically let us run the town. Ogden 2010 will always be legendary and I can't wait to see if Ogden this tear lives up to it's legendary status. I mean when you can have a stuffed animal motorboat a complete stranger, have the owner of a bar try to pimp out her fake daughter to one of your buddies, totally take over a bar with a quarters game of around 20 drunks, visit the most disgusting strip club and karaoke to Backstreet boys with four mics, four dudes and a stage... it's kind of hard to beat! With that, some additional highlights...

Best Parties: PlayStation's end of the year parties in Orlando are untouchable! Open bar with top shelf, tasty Hors d'oeuvres and a dominating GNR cover band, nough said.

Best Bar: Cowboys in Orlando. Had to work some serious peer pressure to get everyone to go to this country bar and damn was it worth it. Look at you Orlando, you were fun.

Best City: Portland! This staple of the Dew tour lasted all five years and never let us down, especially this year. Some of the Greatest "Icings" took place in this quiet city.

Worst Idea: Introducing "Bros Icing Bros" to the Dew Tour. F' YOU BOSTON B!

Best Vendor: You would think I would say Verizon, but you're wrong! OGIO!!! Thank you Cam and Chad for the countless beers, Red Bulls, OGIO gear and hell, just awesome times.

Worst Vendor: OGIO. Cuz after "Icing" came around, I never felt safe.

Best Night I Can't Remember: My 30th birthday, Cleveland 2007... Thank you Crash and Gavin for beating the shit out of me but then taking care of this drunkard.

3 Best Games: "BUCKETHEAD", "15 minutes in the port-a-potty" and "Bang on the Glass for as long as you can" which lasted two hours and almost made a girl pass out... Ahh memories.

Biggest Thanks: I want to thank all the rockstar crew members who went along with all my crazy ideas throughout the years, and heck gave me some of those crazy ideas. But special thanks to Jeanne, Jillian, Natalee, Matt, Serg Protector, Crazy Frazee, Ashley, Jas Money, DJ Bald Eagle, DJ Candy Cane, Ray, Putz and probably more that I mentioned here. Now they weren't VZ Dub crew but they represented big time, so big ups to my man Goldy, Steve, Skippy, Danny W, Joey, every PS3 crew member, Big Bank Frank, Tony L, Shirtless Shawn, E Money, DJ Tiny Dancer and of course the Alli Crew!

Biggest, Biggest Thanks: I truly want to thank Marketing Werks as a whole but especially want to thank Mr. Mike Nash, Jessica Walker, Grant "G Money" Barus, Lucas, The Naughty, the Danimal, DewBee and Julie Schweigs for continuously hiring this crazy son of a bitch, giving me free reign and just being great friends while being the most fun and respectful crew over the years.

Well, there it is, an amazing five and a half year run on paper. With that, it's time to grab a shower, grab my bags and head off to the Burbank airport. Ogden here I come! I hope you're ready. Shit, I hope I'm ready! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more information on Trevor check out: www.trevor-anthony.com

Valentine's Day Redo

2011-02-09T09:57:00.001-08:00

What up freaks!? In honor of Single Awareness Day I've decided to re-introduce my very first write up on this here blog. It's been a great ya'll, thanks for following... tell your friends!

Welcome to A Guy's Guy, where we cater to all things dude. We especially cater to that big, goofy, over the top guy that we all know and love but would never let touch our sister. This week we're talking Valentine's Day. Yep, it's coming up fellas. How can you treat your woman right without looking like a byatch? My advice, take your lady out on a random night, this is more creative, more spontaneous and definitely more romantic. Then on February 14th, kick that Hallmark Holiday to the curb and treat your boys to a poker night. Thus, remaining the leader of the pack. Trust me, this will work a lot better than buying your woman a card that reads; "Chivalry isn't dead, but I still need head." Happy Valentine's Day everyone. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more information on Trevor check out: www.trevor-anthony.com

Pack Attack!

2011-02-08T10:39:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Happy two days after the Super Bowl! First off, Congrats to the Pack Attack!!! Thank God the Steelers lost, that would have just made me sick. So much for "Stairway to Seven", guess the Steel Curtain will have to stay Six-Burgh for another year. To be honest, that ain't too shabby, Six-Burgh. I look at my three favorite sports teams, Cubs, Dolphins and Fighting Irish football and between the three they haven't even been to six championship games in my lifetime, in fact, only 2! That's right...2!!! And only 1 championship!

Cubs = 0
Dolphins = 1 (But I was 7 years old so that doesn't really count)
Notre Dame = Won 1 in 88. If they beat Colorado in 1990, that would have been 2

Do you know how hard this is as a fan? F' you Cleveland, my life as a sports fan really sucks. In fact, as a Cubs fan, not only have the Cubbies done nothing since 1947 but they choked harder than any team "EVER"! Remember 2003!? I won't go into details because it's still too hard to talk about. If this disaster wasn't bad enough, the baseball Gods had to be complete dicks and crown the Red Sox, then White Sox and then the Cardinals as World Series Champs. Talk about kicking a fan while he's down. That's just downright mean!

Now, I did get to live in the Jordan era as a Bulls fan which was F'ing amazing and I did get to enjoy a D-Backs World Series Title but I also had to endure the heartbreak of the Cardinals blowing a Super Bowl against Six Burgh and senior Luther Head missing a wide open three that would have beat Carolina in the NCAA Championship. Are you totally confused on my teams and how I've come up with my allegiances? Well, let me explain so that I never get called out again, I want this on paper damnit!

First off, I grew up in Arizona from '77-'99, with a touch of Chicago in there for a couple years. Arizona only had the Suns and since my Dad was the sports fan in the family and lived in Chi town, Chicago teams became my teams. The confusing part is that I love the Dolphins and Notre Dame.

Dolphins: My Dad also liked the Cowboys and one day they were playing the Fins. I was an obnoxious brat growing up (I know, so much has changed, right) so I started to cheer on the Dolphins to get in my Dad's grill. Well, the Dolphins won and the love affair began. The Cardinals came to AZ in '88, but my blood already ran Teal.

Notre Dame: Not only were the Irish always on TV but my Grandma loved Notre Dame so I became a fan. Easy!

Overall, for all you haters or non-believers, here are my teams once and for all...

NFL: Dolphins & Cardinals
MLB: Cubs & D-Backs
College Football: Notre Dame, ILL, Northern AZ
College Basketball: ILL, Northern AZ
NBA: Bulls & Suns
NHL: Coyotes & Blackhawks

There it is, true and true. That's right, no bandwagon jumping here, in fact, none of these teams are really worth jumping onto their bandwagons anyway. As always freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony Check Out: www.trevor-anthony.com

Time for the Bears, Steelers and Jets to PACK it in

2011-01-17T11:44:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!?

Wow, what a football weekend! We saw some of the biggest names fail big time on the biggest stages. Can you say Brady, Welker, Ryan, Housh, and Boldin. I mean damn, way to crack under pressure fellas. I literally felt like my balls were in a vice cheering for the Biggest Chokers of all, the Patriots. As a Die Hard Dolphins fan, choosing between cheering on the Jets or the Patriots, was like deciding which way you'd rather die, in a fire or by being drowned. That's why you have to love fantasy football, cuz it gave me an out and my out was Wes Welker and Tom Brady. Thanks for dropping that easy TD Pass Wes, son of a bitch! I mean really, I finally cheer on the bullshit Pats and they suck ass, making me look like a dipshit, surrounded by a bunch of Sanchise homers at the ESPN Zone in L.A. Which completely reminded me why I hate the Jets and Jets fans. Jets fans are so stupid it's hard to comprehend, reminds me of Texas and Oklahoma fans. You ever hear those fans debate football? Ha, I should do a sketch. Wouldn't be tough to write, would go something like this...

Oklahoma Fan: Your team sucks!
Texas Fan: Your team sucks!
Oklahoma Fan: NO, Your team sucks!
Texas Fan: Your team REALLY sucks!
Oklahoma Fan: Fuck your team!
Texas Fan: No, fuck your team!
Oklahoma Fan: I'll kick your redneck ass!
Texas Fan: No, I'll kick your redneck ass!

You get the point. Speaking of, I've gone way off mine.

Basically to wrap this all up, the Patriots, who were crowned Super Bowl champs in December absolutely collapsed Sunday, making them the biggest joke the NFL has seen in years! Way to waste the clock in the Fourth without even coming up with points. Way to kick a stupid onside kick and not recover when there was plenty of time. Way to just FAIL!

And Baltimore, shit, what the hell? That game was locked up and you turn into a high school squad in the second half. I think the Dillon Panthers of "Friday Night Lights" could have taken you down. I thought Boldin would of taken out some of his aggression on the Steelers and avenged his Super Bowl let down. Instead, he let down Flacco and dropped a perfect TD pass, which by the way Hines Ward caught almost the exact same pass from Big Ben. And Housh, oh Housh, how far have you fallen? You bitch all season long that you're not a big enough part of the passing game but when the passing game comes to you, when it matters most, you drop a perfect pass from Flacco. Wow! Thanks for f'ing up my Super Bowl prediction.

But, the Pack did hold up their end of the bargain, but damn, did not see that absolute ass whoopin' coming! I think the Pack put the NFL on notice and though I like the Bears, I just don't think they'll have enough to stop the red hot Pack.

Well freaks, it was a great football weekend and I think we have some doozies on our hands this Sunday. I'm saying it's an all Pennsylvania Super Bowl. As long as the Jets don't make it, I'm a happy man. So Go Steelers! Yessir, that's a shout out to my Pittsburgh die hards the Turner's, Rearick and Jen.

As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a Guy's Guy

For more on Trevor Anthony: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy "Time for Some Manly Poetry"

2011-01-07T21:42:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!?

Well New Year's has come and gone. Seems the older I get the worse New Year's gets. Although this one was historical because I had the most unbelievable slump buster of my lifetime, maybe all ages! But in trying to forget this past New Year's, my boy Ryan and I were reminiscing about arguably the greatest New Year's of our lives. And we remembered one of the highlights (probably a you had to be there) being yours truly performing this manly ditty which I wrote every hour while standing on his pool table... Enjoy!

"A Night of the Boys or a Girl"
A night of the boys or a girl, which one to take a whirl?
To the bar and a tall cold drink,
Or a movie to spend the time, hmm, let me think.

A pretty face holding me,
Or brutes hugging me.

A quiet night with chilling romance,
Or beer stains, laughs and a little dance.

A pretty face kissing me,
Or brutes high-fiving me.

A night of the boys or the girl, which one to take a whirl?
A game of pool, maybe some darts,
Responsibility this time, no more broken hearts.

If this were a test, I would surely flunk,
But, hell with the girl, it's time to get drunk!

As always, Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy

For more on Trevor Anthony visit: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy NFL Reagular Season in Review

2011-01-05T11:59:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!?

First off, say hello to our new mascot Luciana Salazar. Jenn Sterger was amazing but it's 2011, so we needed a fresh start!

Well, it's with an uneasy heart to share with you that the NFL regular season is over...ALREADY!!! I know, it hurts, it sucks and it brings me to my NFL Regular Season in Review.

First off, SUCK IT DOLPHINS, WAY TO SHOW SOME PRIDE DOWN THE STRETCH!

Yes, it was yours truly that said the Dolphins would win the AFC East this season, wow, was I wrong (At least I said the Jets wouldn't)! So this is what it's like to be an ESPN prognosticator! Nice call on the Chargers/Cowboys Superbowl...you know who you are!

Now to defend myself picking the Dolphins, I did lay out a great strategy. They had one of the hardest schedules in the NFL and I stated that if they could make it through week 11 (Includes the Bye week) at 500, they could then go 5-1 or 4-2 down the stretch with games against Oakland, Cleveland, New York Jets, Buffalo, Detroit and New England. This would have given them a chance, but no, they blow games against the Browns, Bills and Lions... ARE You kidding me!? Oh, and not to mention they got screwed against the Steelers, yes, they should have won that game. In fact, it's the only game in the history of the NFL I can wholeheartedly say was the Refs fault!

Alright, enough about the Dolphins. In my NFL Blog at the beginning of the Season I predicted Ravens over the Packers in the Superbowl. Now, this is a far cry both being Wild Card teams but I still feel the Ravens are the second best team in the AFC (yes, behind the hated Pats) but the Pats are not unbeatable. If the Ravens can beat the Pats in the Divisional round, they can definitely beat Pittsburgh in the AFC championship game. And the Pack, with a gunslinger like Rodgers and their D, anything is possible. First, I think they beat Philly and then head to Atlanta and take down Matty Ice to make it to the NFC Championship game. Once again, any team can beat any team... So, being a man of my word, I'm sticking with Ravens over the Pack in the Superbowl! To back myself up, here's a link to my earlier blog:
http://www.aguysguy.org/2010/09/man-up-football-picks.html

Here's my Playoff Low Down:
Wildcard Weekend:
Saints Over Seahawks, Colts over Jets, Ravens over Chiefs, Packers over Philly
Divisionals:
Ravens over Pats, Steelers over Indy, Packers over Falcons, Saints over Bears
Championship:
Ravens over Pittsburgh, Packers over Saints
Superbowl:
Ravens over Packers

Some Quick Thoughts:
1. Adrian "All Day" Peterson is a horrible Fantasy Playoff running back, cost me for a fourth year in a row.
2. Carolina is HORRIBLE! Good thing for Andrew Luck, Charlotte is full of hot chicks
3. Congrats to the Chiefs, who knew? My boy Markie knew, nice call you Chiefs homer!
4. Tom Brady should be named the MVP, not Vick! Look at the schedules and look at what Brady has done with No Names all around him. God that hurts me to say.
5. I'm loving the new Overtime format for the Playoffs, although I still think the NFL should implement the College Overtime rule.
6. Chad Henne... FUCK YOU!!!
7. The NFC is wide open this season, I'm picking the Pack but damn any team other than the Seahawks can win that shit.
8. Arizona, way to win just enough games to get a suck ass Draft Pick!
9. Dear Dolphins, please hire Jeff Fisher!
10. My other early predictions:
V jack signed in week 12, not week 6 (like I thought) but he did dominate, for one week! Michael Bush did not out perform McFadden but he did score more rushing TDs :)

Well Freaks, if you're playing fantasy playoffs, good luck, cuz the playoffs are going to be wild. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

For more on Trevor Anthony check him out: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy "Top 5 Movies of 2010"

2010-12-30T10:49:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Happy Holidays to all ya'll! Well folks, I just saw the greatest movie of the year (BY FAR) on Christmas Eve and it inspired me to lock down my top 5 films of the year. In a year which I think movies overall sucked, there were some major victories in the cinematic world... Including of course...

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!! SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!

...my comedic short film, "Pits"! Which will hopefully enjoy a long festival run. Check it out... http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/PITS/115956561795134

Ok, now back to the big screen films. Here are the top 5 films of 2011 in my humble opinion. Let me know what you think...

DISCLAIMER: To this date I have not see the following, thus they're not in contention to make this prestigious list: 127 Hours, Black Swan, The King's Speech or Blue Valentine.

5. The Town - I know I know, this story has been done before but has it ever been done this well? Whether you like Ben Affleck or not, he's a damn good director, 2 for 2 in my book (Gone Baby Gone). And Jeremy Renner is slowly becoming one of my favorite bad ass actors. Actually watched "S.W.A.T.", which happens to be terrible, last night, but good 'ol Renner was up to his usual bad ass shenanigans.

4. Restrepo - I'm guessing most of you non film nerds don't know about this film but this is a totally kick ass guy's guy documentary about the Second Platoon in one of Afghanistan's most strategically crucial valleys. I have to warn you, this movie is brutal because it's so honest and it truly captures the hell out of what American soldiers go through every day. Do yourself a favor, if you ever feel like you take your life for granted, rent this doc and trust me, you won't.

3. Hot Tub Time Machine - From glory to FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! This sleeper film totally took me by surprise and it's broken into my top 10 comedies of all time. Ok, that may be a little bold, but it's true! I literally went to see this film for free and only because it was free! But damn it if I haven't watched it three time since. The cast is fantastic and the fact that they make fun of such a stupid premise is beautiful. Great White Buffalo!

2. Unstoppable - Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, plus the eye of Tony Scott and the fact the movie is based on a true story makes this an absolute gem! Will it win awards, no. Will it be remembered as an outstanding piece of cinematic art, no. But is it kick ass from start to finish leaving you in absolute awe, YES!

1. The Fighter - I'm not going to beat a dead horse because you've probably heard all the hype. But "The Fighter" lives up to all of it and more! I won't go as far as my roommate and say it's the best boxing film ever, even better than "Rocky", cuz that is just not true. But this film along with all the actors will go home with awards. Hell, any movie that makes me literally sweat and makes my legs twist back and forth like I'm in the ring with Markie Mark is pretty Fucking unbeatable!!!

Honorable Mention:
Winter's Bone
Inception
Social Network
The Girl With the Dragon's Tattoo
The Other Guy's

Worst Movie of the Year goes to..... "The Last Air Bender"!!! In fact, this movie is so bad I literally wrote, "This movie is Terrible," on a sticky note and stuck it on the movie and shipped it away to Netflix. The least I can do as a human being is to warn another fellow human being.

Have a crazy New Year's Eve Freaks! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy

To learn more about Trevor Anthony, check out his website: www.trevor-anthony.com

A Guy's Guy "12 Things I'm Thankful For"

2010-12-22T09:06:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? During the holiday season we are all asked to reflect on our lives and share what we're thankful for in life. So, since we're knee deep in the 12 days of Christmas, here are the Twelve Things I'm Thankful for this Holiday Season...

Now, this is on top of my amazing family and friends, of course, because well my Family is bad ass and my friends are the best money can buy!

12. Packs! Ha, see what I did there!? But yes, twelve packs are perfect for this guy. Just enough for me to pound solo, yet I have the ability to share a couple and not totally lose my buzz.

11. Double Down! Love me some Black Jack, especially when it loves me back. Although it didn't love me at all the last time I played. Thank you Las Vegas Hilton! Yep, there it is, my fault for even playing at the Las Vegas Hilton. I don't even know who I am any more.

10. Reverse Happy Hour. Lowering the cost of drinks at 10pm is either the dumbest idea bars have come up with or the greatest. I'M GOING GREATEST!

9. Poker! I mean getting the fellas together for a little holiday poker tourney with hot little elves serving booze and the chance to make a little extra shopping cash, nough said!

8. The ability to pee standing up. What, you thought all of these would coincide with the number!? I ain't that smart... But I love being a man!

7. Whiskey! This is in honor of good 'ol Jack Daniels... Thank you for the fantastic nights Jack, Jim, Maker's and Knob!

6. Tailgating. I know, this probably should be #1. I mean drinking while checking out hot chicks who like football, throwing around the pigskin, tossing bags, talking shit and eating yourself into a coma is absolutely incredible!!! Oh, and your team still has the hope of winning. I mention that last bit since I'm a Notre Dame, Miami Dolphins and Arizona Cardinals fan.

5. x 7 = 35 and that's the number of College Football Bowl Games. Who cares if some of the games are lame, Florida International vs. Toledo anyone? The simple fact is for about 20 days in a row there's at least one football game on television, tell me that's not bad ass!?

4. Jenn Sterger! See what I did there? The number four, Brett Farve, Jenn Sterger... moving on.

3. Somes! Damn, I'm getting more and more creative as the drinks flow. Now, I've never had a threesome which is one of the greatest tragedies of my life so far. However, I was approached for a threesome in a bar in Portland, unfortunately it was a swinger couple... Two Girls Only!!! So ladies, hit me up if you're down.

2. Hot Promo Girls. I work a ton of events, some very cool, most very sucky! So, to keep the day rolling it's nice to look at and flirt with the hottie promo girls all around me. I put this at two because most of the time there's just two hotties. Make sense?

1. BEER PISS ORGASM!!! Yep, other than a real orgasm, finally allowing your urine to flow out of your penis after holding that bitch in forever is one of the finest sensations on Earth. Speaking of...

Happy Holidays Freaks! I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

Learn more about Trevor Anthony on his website: www.trevor-anthony.com

Fantasy Playoffs Are Brutal

2010-12-14T12:34:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks? Well, if you read my last blog you know I agonized over starting BenJarvus Green-Ellis or Fred Jackson. Well, in the end it didn't matter, in fact they both sucked. IN FACT, MY WHOLE TEAM SUCKED! I have now lost in the playoffs in this league four years in a row, thank you Adrian Peterson aka All Day! You suck "All Day"! Between AD, the Law Firm and Jamal Charles, my backs scored a total of 6 points! 6 POINTS!!! Lost by 7. Painful.

I'm still in the hunt in another league so all is not lost. Looking forward to another agonizing weekend of playoff football. However, this weekend I'll be working in Breckenridge at the Winter Dew Tour and won't be drinking beer all day, dying with every snap. Thanks to my fantastic roomie, Jay Bone (yep the man in the video blogs) for cooking up a great feast and trying to keep my mind off of my shitty fantasy team. Didn't work completely but hell, a Turkey feast with mac n/ cheese, green beans, mashed potatoes and a whole lot of beer sure made losing fun.

Well Freaks, time for an "Office" marathon, thanks to On Demand! Stay classy freaks,
as always, Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

A Guy's Guy "How to Celebrate a Monday Night Double Header" Part 3

2010-12-13T20:24:00.000-08:00

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2010-12-13T19:19:00.000-08:00

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2010-12-13T15:06:00.000-08:00

Twas the Night Before Fantasy Football Playoffs

2010-12-11T18:37:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks?

Twas the night before playoffs and all through the house, fantasy coaches were strategizing, feverishly clicking their mouse. All their rosters were set...
Ok, ok, ok, enough of that shit. To be honest I was going to write an entire poem based on fantasy football playoffs to "The Night Before Christmas", but damn that's a much longer poem than I remembered. So screw it! But, did want to chat about Fantasy Football Playoffs Eve. For all of us in the playoffs, congrats! For those of you not, sorry bitches! But for those of us who are, tonight is brutal, you work all Summer long preparing for drafts, then you battle through thirteen weeks of highs and lows, and now it all comes down to this, the dream can be taken from you in the blink of an eye, a fumble, a dropped touchdown pass, a bad decision when setting your roster. That my friends is the worst of it, when it's your fault you lose. And peeps, I've had my share of shit shows. In my priority league (I'm in three and to keep my sanity, I prioritize) I've been to the playoffs three years in a row and have not won a game. Two times were my fault, one time I just got crushed. Three years ago I had to decide between Isaac Bruce (yep, this is when he was still relevant) and Brandon Marshall, who was an up and comer. Marshall was playing in shitty weather so I went with Bruce... Bruce did shit, Marshall went nuts, I lost by 3. Two years ago, I played Ronnie Brown over Tashard Choice. Brown had been solid all season, Choice had a good match up but was splitting carries. Brown did shit, Choice went nuts, I lost by 4. Now, I'm stuck with another quandary, BenJarvus Green-Ellis aka the Law Firm or Fred Jackson. Law Firm has a tough match up but has been on fire. Jackson has a good match up but is playing in horrible weather, plus Spiller is back and will steal carries. My gut is Law Firm, so I guess I should go with Jackson. Well, we'll know the right move Sunday Night. Good luck to all of you in the playoffs, except you Hooker! Tomorrow is going to be an awesome day, so make sure you grab your booze, order your pizza and wings and enjoy the ride. If you're around me and you see me switch to Whiskey, you know things are not going well. With that, BRING ON THE PLAYOFFS!!!

Happy Fantasy Football Playoffs to all, and to all a good night!

Jenn Sterger is SOOOO Hot!

2010-12-09T16:50:00.001-08:00

What up Freaks!? First off, congrats to Stephanie for winning the first ever A Guy's Guy Free Beer Giveaway! Huge! For those who didn't win, don't you worry your pretty little heads because being the Holidays and all, we'll have another giveaway soon enough. But now, we talk about a serious hottie, Jenn Sterger!

Now, many of you probably know her because of the allegations that Mr. Brett I Won't Ever Fucking Retire Farve sent scandalous text messages to good 'ol Jenn. Me, I can't blame Mr. Farve, if I had to see Jenn everyday I'd be extremely horny (as if I'm not already) and wanting a little lovin too! I mean, I don't know if it's awesome or pathetic that Jenn has literally made a living from being super f'ing hot! I know, I know, a lot of people make a living because they're hot, but many of them also have talent. I'm not saying that Jenn isn't talented at what she does, actually don't really know what she does, but she was discovered at a Florida State Game, dressed in a "Hello My Boobs are perfect and my stomach is a washboard" top, along with a Cowgirl hat! I mean really, is this the girl of my dreams or what? However, when she was discovered I heard her on ESPN Radio and she actually seemed pretty cool and, no I'm not trying to suck up to here (But Jenn, if you're reading this, I would make your dreams come true!!!), but she seemed fairly smart. On top of everything, she's a brunette! So, I guess what I'm saying to all of you is, do I put her in my top 5 or not? Yep, that's the nuts, that's what this blog is about today. I've been having bloggers block, so figured I write about a super hot chick I want to get with...what's wrong with that fools? So please, tell me your thoughts about Jenn, I'd love to hear them. And if you have pictures, send them along! I've probably seen them already but I'd be happy to revisit. Speaking of, here you go fellas...

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&expIds=17259,27213,27814,27867,27886,28066&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=jennifer+sterger&cp=12&qe=SmVubmlmZXIgc3Rl&qesig=eMHY3_b18PfrDk3OK1mP_A&pkc=AFgZ2tl18jj23ZbE8QxhSaV7MSQdxxFmUHYew9d1GKUd76BuCdiWiSjr0QkdNP-8rukjIW5PSnpC0TznI4u4tOoYFd4nVnSVZg&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=IHwBTb_SPIql8QP7jN2cCA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQsAQwAA&biw=1014&bih=615

Aren't hot chicks just the best thing in the world!? As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy.

A Guy's Guy, Free Beer!

2010-11-18T07:13:00.000-08:00

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2010-11-17T07:48:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Want free beer? Then log into this here site and follow this here blog. Then on Wednesday, November 24th at Noon Mountain Standard time a random Guy's Guy follower will be chosen and win themselves a free case, that's right, CASE of Miller Lite, Bud Light, Michelob (or any likewise domestic beer). Sometimes it pays to be a follower.

Continue following A Guy's Guy for even more opportunities to win booze. And damnit, tell your friends.

As always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy

I Just Don't Get It

2010-11-15T06:55:00.000-08:00

What up Freaks!? Welcome to the new and improved www.aguysguy.org, no more do you need to type in www.aguysguy1.blogspot.com... yep, we're moving on up. This week, we're talking about things "I Just Don't Get". So, here we go...

Things I Just Don't Get:
1. Snobby Baristas or Retail Sales Reps
I mean really, why the hell are you giving me attitude, you're serving me coffee! Does this make you better than me, no! Am I better than you, no! But in that moment of time remember, you're serving me! COFFEE!!! As for snobby Sales Reps, I don't know if this is worse or better than bastardo baristas. Don't give me that look Sales Rep, I'm the one in your store buying stuff you probably can't afford on your minimum wage salary. So ask me if you can help me and then walk away. Don't make me feel uncomfortable because you're insecure and your defense mechanism is to be an asshole.

2. People Who Think I'm They're Best Friend Because I Have a Microphone
Don't get me wrong I love 97.5% of the people in the crowds I rock with as a Host or an Emcee. But what's up with you people who think I'm your shrink after chatting it up with me for a minute? I'm holding a microphone on a stage, you are not laying on a couch, so please don't tell me about your divorce, your estranged kids, your alcoholism, your baby's daddy who left you, how you recently got out of prison or that you're a racist bastard! Yes, all of these topics have come up at some point in time. Problem is, I'm a nice guy and I'll listen so I think you 2.5% take advantage.

3. Sports Fans Who Wear Gear from A Team Not Represented at Current Game
I don't know why this drives me so crazy, but if you're at a Cubs/Cardinals baseball game, please don't wear a Pirates/Red Wings/Galaxy or Patriots hat, jersey or fanny pack. Leave your Pirates/Red Wings/Galaxy or Patriots shit at home! I know, you're representing your team, proud of ya, but do it at home, a bar or maybe just maybe AT A PIRATES/RED WINGS/GALAXY OR PATRIOTS GAME!!! Someone please explain this to me. I do feel it's ok to wear the gear from a team in your city. So, if you're at a Cubs game, it's fine to wear Bulls/Blackhawks/Bears or Fire gear.

And on a final note, I don't get the idiots wanting to boycott full body scanners and pat downs. This is not a political debate blog so I'll just say this... "There's no security in insecurity". Next time you're complaining about a full body scanner or pat down because you're insecure or because you're late for your flight and feel the scanner or pat down takes too long, think about the thousands of innocent people who died during 9/11 because we didn't have the right security measures in place.

As always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy

* On a cheery note, I'm going to start giving away FREE BEER for those who read the blog, so keep reading and tell your friends!

A Guys Guy, How to Properly Watch Football While Traveling

2010-10-31T16:20:00.000-07:00

NFL, Lighten up... and I don't mean on the hitting

2010-10-21T15:51:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? Oh freaks, I'm super passionate about this topic! I'll tell you what! As you all probably know, well most of the people who read this blog are bad ass chicks or hardcore dudes so I'm assuming you do, but just in case we have a few new comers I'll break it down. The NFL recently just overly fined three players for helmet to helmet hits and are debating about suspending players for helmet to helmet hits going forward. Now, on paper this all sounds fine and dandy, but we don't live on paper because if we did, the Cubs would have won a couple World Series rings by now and wouldn't be in a 102 year drought!!! But I digress, the NFL is becoming a mirror of America which too sounds good on paper but once again we don't live on paper and the present day America I'm talking about is full of sissy bitches who complain about everything, try to blame everything on other people or are just too damn protective of everything. I say LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP! You only live once, have some fun... but yes, be smart about it.

Unfortunately, our world is chaotic and you can't protect everyone from everything. If your kid breaks his arm playing on a swing set, well, HE'S A KID! Kids are supposed to get hurt every now and then, it helps them learn what action to take and not take. Plus, it means they're outside living life. Overly protect your kid, go ahead, see how they turn out. It won't be pretty. They'll probably end up an Internet pedophile.

Now, back to the NFL. Yes, the NFL should be mindful of protecting players, I totally agree. But fines placed on the three players were ridiculous! In my humble opinion the only player that deserved a fine was the Patriots, Brandon Meriweather. He definitely went headhunting and that's bullshit! If a player such as Meriweather attacks a player as he did, hell yes fine his ass and suspend him. But, if player A is flying to make a tackle on his target Player B and Player B moves in just the slightest motion, there's no way player A, going as fast as NFL players are nowadays can make the perfect tackle, his gigantic helmet just might hit player B's helmet.

The NFL is going to end up like Pleasantville where everyone is smiling and holding hands. F' that, that's not football. There's a reason American's watch football and not soccer... BECAUSE IT'S PHYSICAL! Quarterbacks already are way too protected, it's absurd! I was watching a game earlier this season in which Ray Lewis fell on a Quarterback and they called it "Unsportsmanlike Conduct". It gave the opposing team a huge first down which in the end helped that team win the game. But more importantly, Lewis barely touched the Quarterback. And trust me, I'm the furthest thing from a Lewis Homer!
Well, freaks, I could go on and on but I won't, just needed to puke some of this knowledge out into the world. Thanks for reading, and for God Sake, go hit someone!
As always, Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

Night Clubs Suck!

2010-10-20T13:10:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? I just spent the past five nights in Vegas (No one ever needs to be in Vegas that long, my recommendation, 3 nights tops!) and for some dumb ass reason I spent two of those nights in Hard Rocks lame ass club, Vanity. And it got me to thinking, CLUBS SUCK ASS! I mean, they're a good place to view talent but I can really do without the $60 cover, the I'm holier than though attitudes, the $12 beers, $20 Whiskey pours, snobby bitches gold digging, lame chicks there just to dance with their friends and the meat head, "Situation" clones. I mean seriously, why not just go to one of the casino bars and set up shop. There are always plenty of hot chicks hanging out, some prostitutes yes, but some are just cool chicks who think clubs are bullshit too. Now, those are ladies are the ones I want to hang with anyway, you dig. Plus, casino bars don't charge cover, they often have live entertainment and if the bartenders are really cool, you can throw a couple bucks into one of the electronic poker machines and drink for free all night. Make sure to tip you bartender well if they hook you up. I mean going to a casino bar instead of a club is a F' A no-brainer!

Now for some recommendations for ya, check out these spots next time you ramble through Sin City. That's right, I'm your boy, not going to leave you high and dry.

1. La Scena Lounge in the Venetian - You know the live music and cool bartenders I was talking about, yep La Scena Lounge was my inspiration.

2. Lagasse's Stadium in the Palazzo - This spot is a hidden gem for any sports fan out there. And if you're like me, chicks that are into sports and like to party, are amazing!

3. Hard Rock Circle Bar - Always packed and loaded with talent. Downside, drinks are a little pricey, but still cheaper than in their douche bag club.

*** Speaking of the Hard Rock. If you haven't realized it by now, WORST CLUB BY FAR IS Vanity. That place blows! This past trip I got kicked out for wearing flip flops! I swear they let me in the dump with flip flops just so they could make a spectacle about kicking me out. And by spectacle I mean five big ass dudes dressed in dark suits escorting me out. I'm not a National Security Risk, I'M FUCKING WEARING FLIP FLOPS!

Enjoy Vegas, I'm going to clean out my liver in preparation for my next trip in December! As always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy

Manly vs. Meathead

2010-10-12T10:28:00.000-07:00

A Guy's Guide "Summer Movies"

2010-09-26T07:02:00.000-07:00

A Rant Just to Rant 2

2010-09-23T15:16:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? As I travel across the country representing NASCAR I find there are a lot of things that drive me crazy, so I felt I'd share a couple with you. There are also some thoughts of awesomeness I thought would be appropriate to share as well... Boogity, boogity, boogity, let's go blogging!

Things I'm hating on NOW:
1. It's been five years since Hurricane Katrina and people in New Orleans are still suffering severely. Hey, United States Government, how about a little help on your own soil!? I mean give me a fucking break!

2. THE STUPID FLAT HEALED SHOES WOMEN ARE WEARING! (See Above Photo) I mean come on, this new trend in women's footwear is just sickening. Now, I may be biased because I'm a huge "LEG" man, I mean I love nice legs, and these new sandals just don't accentuate the calves! And what the hell is up with the Frodo Baggins looking heels/sandals!? This isn't "Dark Crystal" you ladies don't need to look like Gelflings! I don't know what they're called or I'd have a photo of these stupid shoes.

3. Hey NFL and College Football, get your heads out your asses and stop allowing coaches to call time outs just before kickers take a shot at field goals. I know it's legal and that's the problem, it totally screws with the drama and the excitement. It's just so childish! I recently saw coaches call back to back to back time outs. How lame is that!?

4. You know what really drives me crazy? LAZINESS! If you're working a shift you don't like, quit! But don't f'ing mope around and make me wait 10 minutes for you to take a burger order! Trust me, your life wouldn't suck so bad if you put a little pep in your step and stopped showing the world how pissed off you are. You work at a burger stand in the Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, we know your life sucks!

5. Quick shots of Hate...
- The New York Jets!
- Notre Dame's late game defense
- Not having enough blog fans (Tells your friends damnit!)
- The Saints for not managing an easy cover against the 49ers!
- Fantasy Football...when I lose.

What I'm loving on right NOW...

1. The thought of Kellie Pickler in lingerie and red high heels while she serenades her song "Red High Heels" to me... Shivers!

2. Movie theaters with coffee stands and bars in them. I mean, three of my favorite things; beer, coffee and movies, in one place. I love life! See burger joint girl, go get yourself a Mai Tai and a movie and things won't seem so bad.

3. The Miami Dolphins 2-0 start! God Bless the Dolphins! I'm so amped for the Dolphins/Jets game this Sunday night. I'm going to be saddled up at the bar ready to cheer my ass of. That's if I can still see the TV after being saddled up at said bar for the previous eight hours watching the early games. See burger joint girl, life ain't too shabby.

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As always Freaks, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy!

A Guy's Guy Hotel Room

2010-09-14T08:29:00.000-07:00

"Man Up" Football Picks

2010-09-09T07:09:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? YES, YES, YES, Y...E...S...YES, the Football season is upon us! And I'm freaking pumped! Every year people tell me that they called this or they called that, yeah we all can say that shit when the season is over. But, I like to back my shit up, so here are my "Man Up" picks for the NFL season! Read it, love it, lick it (if you're into that weirdo), but remember, you read it here first...

AFC Champs: Ravens
NFC Champs: Packers
Superbowl Champs: Ravens

Random thoughts/facts from my noggin:
- Dolphins win the AFC East, not the Hard Up Jets or the lame Pats
- Vincent Jackson signs by week 6 and dominates as usual
- Michael Bush out performs McFadden, even with the injured thumb

Start your shit talking, here, now!

As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a Guy's Guy...

A Guy's Guy "Women" with Jill Anenberg

2010-09-08T14:38:00.000-07:00

God Bless Fantasy Football

2010-09-06T08:33:00.001-07:00

What up Freaks? What's the best way to cure the "No Fantasy Playoffs for This Guy Blues?" That's right my testosterone laden friends, Fantasy Football, of course! After six grueling months of day in, day out research for fantasy baseball, a second job in itself, not making the playoffs is devastating, frustrating and down right brutal. But then, I recline into my couch, grab a cold beer, take a deep breath and say to myself, "God Bless Fantasy Football." I mean is there anything better than getting together with your buds, some family (My Pops and Big Bro), buying a twelve pack, ordering some food, landing a spot at the draft table, talk shit and DRAFT!? NO, there isn't!!! Fantasy Football is a Guy's Guy ritual. If you have any testosterone or pride, you're in fantasy football. Yeah, some may think it's lame, some may think it's juvenile. And you know what, those people are right. But to them I say SUCK IT! Fantasy football is awesome and it's a true bonding experience. How many times have you been at a bar, you're sitting next to a complete stranger, no one's talking but then someone brings up fantasy football and you've got yourself a best friend for the night? Hell, I've been on plane rides reading my fantasy football mag when a total stranger calls to me and with a simple smile shows off his fantasy football mag. Guess who he's saving a spot for on the life raft if that plan goes down? That's right, his fantasy football brother in arms. At least we'd have something wonderful to talk about before we died. With that I say, "God Bless Fantasy Football."

I've already had one draft so far, two to go. My first team looks awful sweet with the likes of AP, Moss, Roddy, J. Charles, CJ Spiller & Palmer... Boo ya! I've got a draft tonight and am ready to lock up Ryan Mathews to go along with my sole keeper, Aaron Rodgers (That's your boy Ahlvin!). Championship! Did I say, "God Bless Fantasy Football?"

TOP 3 Reason to Play Fanatsy Football:
1. It's Fantasy Football Idiots!
2. Cleveland/Tampa Bay becomes just as important as Minnesota/New Orleans
3. You stay in contact with buddies you probably wouldn't talk too very much anymore
4. I know, I said three, but there's a fourth... For $100-$150 you have seventeen weeks of gambling

Well freaks, make sure to keep reading A Guy's Guy (and don't be scared to pass it along to your friends. I need more people to subscribe so I can pitch this blog to Budweiser Freaks!) because throughout the season I'll throw down my highs and lows of the fantasy football season. And if this season is anything like last year's season, there will be some heartbreaking stories, I mean "The Notebook" had nothing on me! Plus, you may just learn something, ha ha! Now, I need to quit writing this blog and go read more meaningless fantasy football shit that ends up doing nothing for me except over thinking everything and in the end pissing me off. "God Bless Fantasy Football!" As always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy.

Generation Self Entitlement

2010-08-27T08:52:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? You thought I was fired up for my last post, you have no idea. As I was driving West on the I-10 heading to Santa Monica, I was listening to the Scott Van Pelt show on ESPN when he brought up a story about two dumbass University of Florida Freshmen football players. Have you heard this? Well, then I shall recap. In short, Ronald Powell and Dominique Easley, two highly recruited Freshman football players for Florida decided to boycott practice because they didn't like the way they were being treated by head coach Urban Meyer. Oh, so sorry you're playing football for one of the nations best football programs and you ACTUALLY HAVE TO EARN YOUR SPOT! What, because you were studs in high-school (insert sarcastic voice) you expect to be the man in college without ever playing a snap? ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!? Are you football players or little bitches? Or both!? Truly the only way to say what needed to be said is what stud Senior Mike Pouncey told the media about the two sissy Freshmen “just shut their mouth and come play,”

But this brings me to what I like to call Generation Self Entitlement. For the past four to five years I've noticed that the new generation coming into the work force, we'll say anyone born from 1989 - 1991, seem to believe in their heart of hearts that they deserve to be stars or managers or CEOs instantly. Nope, they don't need to earn it. I mean, why should they, they are who they are and that's all that should matter. I've literally chatted with idiots from this generation who tell me they'll be running the company I work for in two years. Bitch, you'll still be cleaning up my sweat rags in two years. You know why, cause I've shed a shit load of sweat to get where I am and you haven't done shit but talk. Shut your mouth and just work!

This also goes for the entertainment world. I remember meeting an actress a couple years ago who had just graduated for USC, ohhhhhhh. She thought she was the bomb, it was hilarious! She complained about everything, nothing was good enough, except her performances of course. But between you and me, her performances weren't worth calling "L.A. Weekly". What she didn't realize is, the circumstances weren't the best, but it's theatre in L.A.! You don't get your own dressing room, you don't get your favorite colored Skittles and you probably won't get paid. Hopefully, you're doing it for the craft, not to be discovered. Either way, shut your mouth and just act!

And finally, I was in class yesterday and my teacher told us how a girl who was applying for an assistant position told my teacher that she refused to run errands because she graduated form Emerson. HA! Shut your mouth and work!

For anyone who knows me, you know that I work my ass off, so I have absolutely no tolerance or sympathy for Generation Self Entitlement. Maybe one day you will be the king of the hill, but trust me, just because you graduated from here, or sucked off this person or that person, in the end you're going to have to roll up your sleeves a little and get dirty. In the meantime, shut your mouth and just work! As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy.

Don't Hide Behind Technology, COWARDS!!!

2010-08-18T09:59:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? I'm steaming today, this topic drives me nuts. But before I get started please raise your right hand if you've ever broken up with your significant other by texting, Facebooking, Tweeting, MySpacing or any other social networking site. Now, take your right hand, AND PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS!!! If you missed, it's because you have no balls and you couldn't man up with a face to face chat or a freakin' phone call Technology should not be an excuse to be a pussy. Now, before I light you up let me clear things up. If you go on one date and you're not feeling it, fine, send a text and say, "it was great meeting you, but I just don't think this is going to work out." No harm, no foul. It may sting for a bit, but your date will get over it. Personally, I'd much rather have a girl tell me straight up than let me linger on thinking we both had a great time. I'm not perfect and I've probably bitched out a couple times but never through texts or social media, that's unforgivable!

Trust me I know about the Facebook bitch slap, and it sucks! A little over a year ago I was dating a girl I liked a lot, thought there was a future. I still think about her every now and then, is it because I miss her? NO, I need a hotter girlfriend anyway. It's because she f'ing dropped the bomb over Facebook. The ultimate public humiliation, I'm still scared. At that moment in life I knew just how Jennifer Aniston feels whenever she's shopping in Gelson's and sees all the tabloid crap. I mean not only are you getting your heart ripped out, but damn, the world is watching it happen, BULLSHIT!!!

Here's how the deed went down. My not hot enough girl at the time puts the hammer down on me over the phone (props) but didn't really give me an explanation. Hmmm. Two days later I'm on Facebook and BLAM, I see her status has changed to "In a relationship with..." WHAT THE F$$$!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? And when I called her on it, she didn't think anything of it, said she had the right to date other people. That story is a totally different blog. F' her!

And texting your break up isn't any better but at least it's private. But if you're taking the time to pick up the phone to text, use that same hand to dial the digits of the person whose heart you're about to shatter and make a freakin' phone call! When I found out a family member of mine had been dissed via text, I wanted to find her boyfriend and kick the living shit out of him! What a punk... you know who you are...

Please, if you have any stories of being techy bitch slapped send them my way, would love to help you create strategies of how you can get back at the person who wronged you. You can hit me up by responding to the blog or by tweeting me or facebooking me, info is below. People, it sucks to break up with someone, unless they're a raging psycho byatch, but man up and face the music. Trust me, your balls will grow bigger and hotties like big balls. As always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy

P.S. This story goes for women too!!! Especially my ex girl... you know who you are...

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TSA: Totally Sucks Ass

2010-08-11T16:50:00.000-07:00

What up freaks!? So, I travel a lot and I have to deal with TSA, "Transportation Security Administration" or as I like to call them, "Totally Sucks Ass" or "Terrible Security Administration", all the time and they freakin' suck! I mean really, are these the people we want protecting us from terrorism in the skies? F NO! Do any of these individuals have a college degree? Hell, do they have a High school diploma? Through all my travels, I'd say no! But, instead of ranting about how bad they are for an entire blog, I'm just going to break down my worst experience with TSA, and you make the call.

So, I'm traveling from Denver to Chicago with my friends and co-workers (names have been changed to protect the innocent) Bess, Fernando and Dexter. We're going through security, Bess and Fernando go through lane 1, Dexter and I go through lane 4. I follow Dexter through lane 4, I take off my shoes, put my toiliteries, in a plastic bag of course, in a bin and follow up by placing my Mac Book in a bin and send it all through the X-Ray. As I wait, everything comes through and we're good. Wait, where's my Mac Book? Some how my Mac Book doesn't make it through the X-Ray. So, I ask a TSA agent, we'll call her Mrs. Helpful, if she can help me find it. She rambles on for a couple minutes as I watch everyone come through Lane 1 making sure they don't have my computer. Well, ten minutes go by and Mrs. Helpful hasn't done a damn thing. I tell her if someone did take my computer they are long gone. Then I ask, "Do you have any cameras?" And some asshole TSA agent walks by and with his most triumphant display and says, "Oh yeah, we've got cameras". But then he proceeds to walk away and not look at his F'ing cameras! I continue to politely speak to Mrs. Helpful and she's not helping. We're now going on twenty minutes, no exaggeration. Finally, a nerdy TSA agent walks over and says, "Ok, I've had enough, we're getting to the bottom of this." Sweet! But, then he walks away! Now, I'm getting a little frustrated and Mrs. Helpful comes up with a great idea. Mrs. Helpful says, "I want everyone you're traveling with to give me their bags." I say, "Why?" She says, "Do you want to find your computer or not!?" I respond, "Well two of my friends went through lane 1 and Dexter went through lane 4 before me." This has no effect on Mrs. Helpful. With great power Mrs. helpful says, "I want all of your friends bags!" Bess, being the sweetheart that she is says, "Here's my bag." Mrs. Helpful grabs Bess' bag and puts it through the X-Ray. Mind you, Bess, Fernando and Dexter all work at a Marketing Agency and all have Agency Mac Books. Bess' bag comes through the X-Ray and Mrs. Helpful grabs Bess' bag, takes out her Mac Book and slams it against my chest and says, with all the pride in the world, "Merry Christmas!!!" ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!!! I look Mrs. Helpful dead in the eyes and say, "What's this?" She says, "You wanted me to find your computer, I found your computer." I say, "No, you found Bess' computer that you got out of Bess' Bag!" Mrs. Helpful looks at me dumbfounded. Well, this story is long enough, so I'll finish swiftly. I go and grab a real cop and tell her my plight. After two minutes, she finds my computer behind the X-Ray machine! Why was it there? I have no idea. Why didn't Mrs. Helpful ask around? Again, no idea. Were they trying to steal my computer? TSA is dumb enough to think they could have gotten away with it.

All in all, we're screwed. We have the biggest idiots protecting our skies, awesome! As always, Trevor Anthony, A guy's guy.

A Rant Just to Rant!

2010-07-23T17:28:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks!? I just have to get a few items off my chest...

1. F Lebron! I'm disgusted with how his bullshit went down but the topic has been beaten to pulp so I'm not going to waste any more or your time or my time on the subject. GO BULLS!

2. What the hell is the deal with Kristen Stewart? I always thought to be an A List actress you either needed to be super hot and have no acting skills (Megan Fox) or not very good looking and a brilliant talent (). So, I have no idea where Ms. Stewart stands, she's a dull actress and dull looking, so why the HELL is she an A Lister!? What the hell is her appeal? She must give a mean blowjob!

3. I've noticed at the gym there are always two water fountains side by side but for some stupid ass reason whenever one person is drinking from one of the fountains another person won't drink from the second fountain! It's so retarded! I mean people will literally wait, in line, to drink from the fountain you're drinking from instead of drinking from the second fountain! I just don't get it! Sometimes I'll just act like I'm drinking to make the f'ing idiot whose waiting wait even longer. Dumb asses!!!

4. My last rant, Looky Loos! You know, the jackasses who create huge traffic jams because they're staring at an accident. I seriously want to punch every looky loo in the face. What's so interesting about an accident? Keep the traffic moving assholes! The worst, when traffic is extremely backed up because looky loos are looking at an accident on the other side of the freeway, I mean really!? Just the other day I was stuck on the 405 for 45 minutes because Looky Loos were staring at gardeners planting flowers on the side of the freeway, FLOWERS!!! Mind your own f'ing business and slam that pedal down! Some of us have shit to do!

Thanks for listening! Your guy's guy, always, Trevor Anthony

Soccer will never be popular in America

2010-06-29T13:21:00.000-07:00

What up freaks? I'm here to tell you that Soccer, even after a somewhat successful World Cup for our Boys in Red, White & Blue, will never be popular in the United States of America. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Soccer, played it as a youth and watched every game with a beer in one hand, a vuvuzela in the other and cheered U.S.A., U.S.A. with the best of them. But with sports, just like with women, American's want to score! You can't end games nil/nil and expect us to get excited. And what's with all the grown men flopping on the field like fish out of water? Show some pride and quit acting like little bitches, it's embarrassing. Americans want to see Gladiatiors, not little sissy boys crying because someone kicked them in the shin (half the time they don't even get hit). And the FIFA referees!? Well, don't even get me started! I'd like to punch them all in the face. THEY'RE HORRIBLE!!! And FIFA wants nothing to do with making changes, that's a great solution. I am proud of our American team and four years from now when they're battling in the next world cup, I'll be drinking my beer, blowing my vuvuzela and chanting U.S.A., U.S.A. til my throat hurts. Just wish I had one more chance to do so this year, stupid Ghana! But, from now until then, I, along with ever other American will be watching ourselves a little Futbol de Americana! As always, your guy's guy, Trevor Anthony

Viva Laughlin!!!

2010-06-23T14:07:00.000-07:00

Hot promo girls with large boobs by a pool, check! Free shots of liquor poured by said hot chicks, check! Competitions all day long, some involving large inflatable ducks and midgets, check! Am I talking about Vegas? NO! Am I talking about Cabo? NO! Am I talking about South Padre? NO! I'm talking about the hottest little secret that only a few of us smart, badass partiers take adavantage of, that's right, I'm talking about Laughlin Nevada, baby! And the pool party bash at Harrah's on a Saturday afternoon is like no other. For years I've been rolling to Laughlin with friends and a boat. Trust me, having a boat is amazing, big ass lake with a lot of secret party spots, all the toys you can imagine and all the beer you can drink. Pretty nasty, but this year we didn't have a boat and truthfully we were a little bummed, but we found an oasis at Harrah's and arguably had the best damn weekend I've ever experienced in Laughlin. Including the many college formals where I stumbled around in my Chip and Dales outfit screaming, "Cannibal, Cannibal coming!" to unsuspecting tourists and then having them take a shot out of my Seagrems Seven handle... Oh how I miss college. Well, if you you to, then get your ass to Laughlin asap! In fact, the same pool party bash put on by our friends at Seagrem's is happening again on July 10th at the Aquarius Casino and Hotel. This Guy's Guy may just be there since he got the digits of one of the hot promo girls with large knockers! Boo ya!

Want some other great hot spots to hit during your trip? I knew you would, so here you go...
The Hideout - Go Friday for Karaoke
Movie Theatre in the Riverside - Order yourself a 32oz beer and enjoy a flic
Tarzan's at Golden Nugget - A favorite. Even if you don't like clubs, you'll like Tarzan's cause when it comes to the ladies, it's like fishing with dynamite
Loser's Lounge at Riverside - Best people watching, don't go until late night
Brewery in the Colorado Bell - Ask for the micro brew sampler
Sawgrass Steakhouse - Best steak in town!
Baja Blue at Harrah's - Great Mexican foos and outstanding Margarita's
Oh, and use the water taxi for travel, awesome!

As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a Guy's Guy
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Top 5 Guy's Movies of All Time!!!

2010-06-03T09:04:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? Well, it has come the time that a true list of top five dude films comes to fruition. And who better to deliver testosterone packed films then the guy's guy himself? And bitches, I'm up to the challenge. I've done my research on other lists and they're all crap. I mean they list some good films, don't get me wrong, but "Dirty Harry" and "Slap Shot" as awesome as they are should be listed in the top 15, not top 5. Now before you go whining about this statement, this is how I came up with my top 5. The top five I'm talking about are the movies you can sit down and watch 10 times in a row while your significant other looks at you like you're a total moron... you know what I'm talking about! "Dirty Harry" I could maybe watch four times in a row, "Slap Shot" maybe five. But the five action packed, blood filled, get your juices flowing masterpieces I list below you can watch 10 times in a row, and this guy doesn't bullshit because at one point I've done it! In fact, 3 of the 5 I've seen 20 plus times! So without further ado, HERE...ARE...THE..TOP...FIVE...DUDE...FILMS...OF...ALL...TIME!!!

Honorable Mention:
"Young Guns"
"Reap the whirlwind Murphy, Reap it!" Damn this movie is so kick ass, it even made me believe Emilio Estevez was manly!

"Swingers"
Come on, every dude recites this movie every day, plus, as lame as it is, I know every dude says "Vegas, baby, Vegas" when they're going to Vegas, I know, cuz I do it.

"Predator"
This is nothing but non-stop action with one of the best action heroes of all time and one of the best villainous characters of all time.

Alright, let's get to it, going from 5 to 1, here are the top 5 Guy Films of All Time!!!

5. "Old School"
I know some of you might be saying, "are you kidding me?" with this pick, but damn it listen up! This movie is funny as shit and it exemplifies every dudes wildest dream, relieving the frat days in your 30's! Holy shit, sign me up!

4. "Reservoir Dogs"
"F*ck you, f*ck you, I'm f*cking dying over here!" This one line says it all. Never before had we seen a movie put together like this with a cast like this... The Dogs is insane!

3. "Scarface"
"So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you." True statement, we will never see such an awesome character like Tony Montana again. I mean seriously, any movie in which the lead character kill his best friend because he was sleeping with the lead character's sister should be on this list! "Scarface" also has the greatest and bloodiest final scene of all time!!!

2. "Braveheart"
It truly hurts me to put "Braveheart" here because in my humble opinion this is the greatest movie of all time. "Braveheart" was the first to bring us the ginormous fight sequences that made ever damn person in the theatre jump up and shout. I think everyone wanted to fight each other during the battle scenes! Plus, how bad ass is it when Wallace slams the generals head against the pole and slits his throat without saying a word? DAMN! However, "Braveheart" is not number one, because there was just a little too much romance.

AND THE NUMBER GUY'S MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!

1. "Gladiator"

"Are you not entertained?!!!" Hells yeah we are, and over and over again! I swear to God, any time "Gladiator" is on, dudes stop and watch. "Gladiator" is true, unadulterated action! No romance other than the spark plug that sparks Maximus' rage! I've seen "Gladiator" probably twenty plus times and I still get chills when Maximus drops, "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Nough said...

Now I want your feedback, let me know if I'm the man and created the best gosh darn Guy Movie list or if you think I'm a total dick. Either way hit me up with a comment here or on Facebook...

As always, your guy's guy, Trevor Anthony

Don't Shit and Talk

2010-05-17T17:13:00.001-07:00

What up freaks!? I have something very important to say, so listen up. DON'T TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE TAKING A POO IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM! In fact, If you've ever had a cell phone discussion while on the toilet, please take your hand and bitch slap yourself. I mean seriously, is your conversation that 'F'ing important? As a man, the shitter is like the holy grail, it's a time to be alone, gather your thoughts, catch up on the news, read a book or a great magazine article, but it's not time to talk on the phone! ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC! You sound like a total dumbass and you interrupt everyone else's holy time! Honestly, I have come up with some of the greatest ideas I've ever had while dropping a duece. I've also remembered important things I need to do but otherwise may have forgotten. Neither of these things happen while I'm forced to overhear how you screwed your shot at closing the deal with Sally May at last nights barn party. So please, next time you're on the phone and heading to the holy grail, please politely tell the person on the other line that you need to take a dump and will have to call them back, it's just the right thing to do. As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, a guy's guy.

Happy Stagecoach!

2010-04-29T08:35:00.000-07:00

What up freaks? So, I went to California's Country music festival Stagecoach last weekend to see how California Cowgirls boot, scoot and boogie. And let me tell you I was not dissapointed, the talent out there was incredible. Even if the ladies are not true cowgirls, they sure looked the part with their cowgirl hats, cut off shirts, short shorts and amazingly tan legs. Didn't hurt that I constantly had a drink of some sort in my hand the entire weekend. Now, Stagecoach is a music festival and damnit, the artists were on their A-Game! It was so great to see Brooks and Dunn one last time, but also very sad knowing it would be the last time. Because they were AMAZING! Huge props to Sugarland, Jason Aldean, Keith Urban and Toby Keith who all performed like the headliners they are!

So, if you're going to do Stagecoach in 2010, here are some tips so ya'll can truly cowboy up. Even if you're not into country music, you'll want to go!!!
1. Camp out all weekend, get there Friday and stay until Monday...Trust me!
2. Buy two spots even if you only need one, gives you room for games.
3. Make friends with your neighbors instantly, they'll become your weekend family
4. Check out the massive slip and slide
5. Always carry roadie soadies because when you start wandering, you'll wander longer than you think...and you'll get thirsty.
6. Bring games; Baggo, washers, table for flip cup or beer pong... and a football
7. Camp close to the bathrooms, but not too close
8. An RV may be pretty awesome too, maybe I'll check that out next year

And finally, the moment of the weekend goes out to the dudes who had the whiffle ball bat beer bong, outstanding! A close second goes to the dude who had a can koozie for a shirt pocket.

Honestly, I'm still dreaming of the cowgirls... As always, I'm Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy.

You're a ROLE MODEL... Act like one!

2010-04-20T16:00:00.000-07:00

What up Freaks? Welecome back to a Guy's Guy. This week I'm telling Big Ben to get his Big Ben out of college coeds. I mean seriously, what the hell are you thinking man? You're a potential future Hall of Famer and you're hanging out at college bars? Dude, you have money and fame, if you want ladies, go to expensive clubs, strips clubs, brothels, whatever, you can afford it. Save the college coeds to dudes like me, who have no money, no game and no fame! I swear to God, how many times do we have to tell athletes that they're role models, even if they don't like it. How's a mother supposed to explain to her eight year old son with a Big Ben Fathead on his wall, that his hero was arrested because he was trying to get Fat...head? Athletes, clean it up! Start acting like a real role model by the name of Justin Allgaier. Don't know who he is? Well see, that's the first problem. Justin is an incredible NASCAR Driver in the Nationwide Series. He's the most humble, down to Earth athlete I've ever met, and yes, funny enough, I've met a lot of athletes. Justin is a sponsors, teammates, mothers, fathers, organizations dream. Yes, he's new to the spotlight and yes it's not shining on him like it is on Big Ben, but I can guarantee you this, you will not read a police report about Justin getting trashed in a college bar and allegedly assaulting a college coed. And it's not because Justin's married (well, ok that has a lot to do with it), but it's because he's a great human being. Big Ben, grow up and get your act together. There's a lot of kids who spent money on your Fathead, hopefully in a year or two they'll be proud to put them back on their walls. Your Role Model, always, Trevor Anthony, A Guy's Guy.

Los Angeles is the worst sports town

2010-04-02T09:42:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I said it, L.A. sucks as a sports town. It's time daddy put on his wife beater and bitch slapped the men of L.A. I've lived here almost five years and have made a total of three friends, THREE!!! who actually wanted to pound beers, pound sports watching and pound whoop whoop! I mean seriously, every dude I meet either won't drink beer because there's too many carbs, they don't know shit about sports or they want to pound the other chromosome. Now, there's nothing wrong with these things, but does every dude I meet have to have one of these three issues? I literally moved down to Orange County just so I could drink beer and watch sports with some regular dudes. That's pretty drastic, but that's how important sports are to me. L.A. as a shitty sports town was truly cemented for me this year when I found out L.A. received the lowest TV rating for a major city during the NCAA Tournament! Really, the greatest sporting event of the year and L.A. isn't watching!? I can't even talk about it, I'm going to go to the bar and drown my sorrows... by myself. Yep, this guy's guy needs a bromance.

A Patriotic Gesture

2010-02-26T20:27:00.000-08:00

What’s up Freaks? Sorry for the delay in the updated blog, but being new to this, I totally forgot about it. I was going to write about Internet dating in this blog, but after what I experienced in a Wendy’s in Daytona Beach I had to hold off until next week. So, to Wendy’s. I think of myself as extremely patriotic and being so, I thought this event was incredible and had to write about it. So, I’m sitting in a Wendy’s getting my bikini body primed for my up-coming Vegas trip when I saw a Marine heading to the counter. As he’s walking, four gentlemen ask the Marine where he’s going. The Marine responds by telling him he’s getting seconds. The four gentlemen say, “not on your dime”. Being a good Marine, the soldier tells the men thank you, but being a Marine he can’t accept their money. After a number of back and forths, the gentleman finally tell the Marine, that what he’s doing for our country goes way beyond a free meal and it’s the least they can do. The Marine accepts their generous gift as I sit back taking this moment in. These men, who I believe may have served themselves, saw an opportunity to give back to a young man who was serving our country and protecting our freedom. I know it’s only a five-dollar meal at Wendy’s, but it’s truly the thought that counts. It may be a small gift, but it spoke volumes. They let this soldier know that he’s appreciated and that America has his back. Hell, it made me feel guilty not being the one to initiate this opportunity. There are thousands of soldiers all over the world serving us and giving us the opportunity to be what we want to be and do what we want to do. I mean, as they’re fighting and dieing overseas, I’m making people do stupid shit for free prizes and getting paid well to do it. So, please don’t take your freedom or past and present soldiers for granted. And if you can, give them a little something to know you have their back. Until next time freaks, I’m Trevor Anthony, a guy’s guy.

Valentine's Day

2010-01-28T19:39:00.000-08:00

What up freaks!? Welcome to A Guy's Guy, where we cater to all things dude. We especially cater to that big, goofy, over the top guy that we all know and love but would never let touch out sister. This week we're talking Valentine's Day. Yep, it's coming up fellas. How can you treat your woman right without looking like a byatch? My advice, take your lady out on a random night, this is more creative, more spontaneous and definitely more romantic. Then on February 14th, kick that Hallmark Holiday to the curb and treat your boys to a poker night. Thus, remaining the leader of the pack. Trust me, this will work a lot better than buying your woman a card that reads; "Chivalry isn't dead, but I still need head." Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

Your cupid,
Trevor Anthony... A Guy's Guy